An office. A meeting room. A presentation to staff …

BEN:      … And just briefly, while you’re all here, I’d just like to mention the new version –

JER:        – It’s very good.

BEN        – It’s, yes, yes it is, and it’s been developed by us in conjunction with BCT Global –

JER         – They won an award you might re-, was it last year?

BEN        – Yes … Maybe. No, no, I think you’re right, it was the Brazil Society –

JER         – Yes, that’s right. I knew that. I thought I knew that. They’re very, very good –

BEN        – - when it came to those big picture solutions we were so passionate and insistent on, on a, on a … they –

JER         – - there’s a narrative of resonant consistency within the – can you bring up the next slide? …

BEN        – - the bigger picture –

JER         – a narrative that’s scalable from your back-end …

BEN        – - you can bring anything into the landscape, there’s an intuitive circularity to the whole spectrum that’s just -

JER         – - it’s incredibly resilient … up to the front end, you can see here, you can see what it’s doing here, depending on the volume –

BEN        – - and there’s no limit on that.

JER         – No. None at all, we’ve managed to optimise a full facilitation of every conceivable touchpoint by fully integrating a top-down, client-driven approach to the landscape that ensures a level of granularity which conforms to the global regularity of systemic conformi –

BEN        – It’s more a reformation, I’d say, don’t you think?

JER         – What did I say? … Oh! Oh! Yes! Yes. Yes, that’s the word … I think that was the word I was chasing. Thank you.

BEN        – Okay.

JER         – Anyway. You can see, I’ll just, you can see the flexibility it provides, and I think you’ll find it –

BEN        – What we’ll do … I think, we’ll send you all the log-in details you need, … will that be …?

JER         – Sometime after lunch.

BEN        – Sometime after lunch. You’ll get the log-in, just use your regular password, and feel free to just have a look around, play with it, get familiar with the, with the, uh –

JER         – The circular intuitiveness of it will just –

BEN        – It’s very good. I think that’s the thing we’re most impressed by so far …

JER         – Definitely. Yes. Absolutely. By far.

BEN        – Anyway.

JER         – I think we’ll leave it there. Are there any questions?

BEN        – …

JER         – …

BEN        – …

JER         – …

BEN        – No?

JER         – …

BEN        – …

JER         – Anyway.

BEN        – Yes.

JER         – As we said …

BEN        – Anything you think we should look … just … anything to look into further… um, … well … well, we’ll leave all that up to you.

JER         – Yes. And thanks very, very much for your attention this morning everyone.

BEN        – Yes. Thank you.

JER         – And enjoy the rest of your day.

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