Earlier today, Spock introduced the world to The WineRack and announced he’d begun designing a male equivalent, to be called The Schlong Straw.
Sadly, it looks like he’ll be second in line at the patent office:
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Introducing…
Jul 19
The WineRack
Take a bottle of wine, a mixed drink or even a fifth of your favorite hard stuff to the movies, concerts, ball games, even PTA meetings. Sporting a rack that will turn heads and serving a beverage that will have guys standing in line for a sip of your secret stash!
With simple blow into the tube it’s easy to keep that full look even as you drink from your secret stash.
As soon as man-boobs become a socially acceptable look, I will be placing my order for one of these.
Just in case man-boobs don’t become a socially accepted look any time soon, I have begun the design process of the male equivalent, The Schlong Straw.