Posts Tagged The Australian

Spock’s half-arsed Mediawatch – Budget edition.

Well.. not so much media-watch as getting shouty at the awesome coverage over at The Australian that needs some attention.

First up we have some whiny white people…

Balancing act makes for some hard choices:

An angry Ms Allardyce last night said this budget would make her reconsider her vote.

“She is a woman and I thought she would understand the pressures in the workplace,” she said of the Prime Minister. “Maybe Gillard should have a child.

Oh, the “Gillard don’t have kids” crap surfaces again. Go fuck yourself.

“We have made the choice to better ourselves. When I came to Australia I worked my way up and sacrificed a lot.

We grew here, you flew here Ms Allardyce. Why do you hate Australia. Adapt to our way of life. You can’t expect handouts. Go back to where you came from. etc…

The Allardyces both work full-time and together earn about $200,000 a year. That makes the Dutch-born working mum rich according the federal government. She doesn’t feel that way.

“Food, clothing, gas electricity — it all adds up. The more money you earn, the more you have to do for it. It is not as if I have a cushy job.”

I can juggle all that AND a sizable drinking habit on around $400 a week, I think juggling it on $200,000 a year shouldn’t be hard.

So whiney wealthy white people aren’t happy with the budget and The Australian is giving them space… moving on.

Tony Abbott attacks ‘class war’ budget and says Coalition may oppose some welfare cuts

TONY Abbott has signalled he may oppose middle-class welfare cuts, branding Wayne Swan’s fourth budget an attack on aspirational Australians.

The warning came as the Greens also said they would reserve the right to seek changes to some budget measures.

The Opposition Leader said the raft of cuts to families earning up to $150,000 were a form of “class war” that hammered everyday households.

“up to” has a very different meaning to “over”.

“I am instinctively against these budget cuts to families,” Mr Abbott said.

Because Abbott is PRO-family.

“Why is this government always targeting people who want to get ahead? Why is the government against the aspirations of people?”

If you’re earning $100,000 a year, I think they are well past the “getting ahead” stage of aspiration. Besides, we’re not talking about taxing them more. We are talking about welfare. Money given to them by the government! Not exactly class warfare. But on planet Tony, cuts to welfare for upper middle class families is akin to communism. I think if you’re earning $100,000 a year, I don’t think it is unfair to expect you support yourself. Just putting it out there.

Milking the rich in postcodes of affluence

WAYNE Swan is taking money from the folks in the nation’s wealthiest postcodes so Labor can look after its traditional supporters and keep on side those middle-income families who determine elections.

Put the budget vibe on a T-shirt and it would say “Milk the rich, lift the poor, tickle the middle”.

If you are living in postcodes 3944, 2027, 6012, 4007, 5006 or 7005, the Gillard government has put a big target on your back.

Now who’s turning this into a class war?

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Why Australian newspapers are shit

It’s 8:30pm in Sri Lanka and I’m sitting at the top of a mountain, in front of a fire, surfing the Internet on my netbook using the guesthouse’s free wifi. I know, it’s a rough life. But it’s 5pm in Cairo and right now over there in the Middle East’s most populous country is the beginning of what looks to be a historic popular uprising against the governing regime.

So, I’m sitting here on the Internet trying to keep up to date with what’s going on. Most of my information is coming via Twitter — first-, second- and third-hand accounts, and links to more credible reports by various publications — and I’m keeping a close eye on stuff like The Guardian‘s live blog and Al Jazeera English (when the guesthouse’s bandwidth allows). Even as far away from the action as central Sri Lanka might be, I feel quite informed about up-to-the-minute events.

Even though it’s 2am in Melbourne, I’m curious to know how the Australian newspaper websites are covering the story. I know it’s the middle of the night but surely skeleton web crews are at least updating their sites with links to give curious Australian readers a point of entry into the coverage, associating their masthead with news delivery. And surely a story of such global and historical importance would be given worthy prominence.

Oh, how stupid of me.

Here’s The Australian publishing an AP wire as its fourth headline, backed up by a piece by its Middle Eastern correspondent. You might care to have a read of them after you’ve browsed the latest riveting news about the Murray Darling rescue plan.

The Australian

Here’s The Age publishing a piece by its man on the ground, Jason Katsoukis, as its third headline. Once you’ve finished reading about the Australian soccer team and state politics, you might care to read some words written by Katsoukis before the protests begin: “Now it seems as though the unthinkable could be about to happen …”

The Age

And here’s the Sydney Morning Herald publishing absolutely nothing at all.

Sydney Morning Herald

This is (one of the reasons) why Australian newspapers are dying: because if it happens outside business hours, or at a time otherwise inconvenient to the deadlines of their printing presses, then as far as the newspapers are concerned their readers will just have to wait. That might’ve been okay in 1990 but in the age of the Internet it’s business suicide.

UPDATE: A tweet from Groupthink’s Cosmicjester:

@cosmicjester: abc 24 now playing a rerun of big ideas. Dont worry, its not like anything important is happening.

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The Australian goes triple X

Just now I was on The Australian’s website, searching for an article I need for my current assignment and bang!

Bathroom fittings? Sounds interesting

What a strange selection of ads to get on a mainstream news website such as The Australian.

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How mobile Internet works (A beginner’s guide)

Of many of the arguments against the NBN being trotted out by the Liberal party and their representatives in the press, The Australian, the most popular one is that we don’t need an upgrade to the physical network because wireless will soon be good enough.

Aside from the fact that Fibre is much, much faster. And upgrading fibre infrastructure once the cable is installed is easy and the technology is pretty much future proofed (last I checked not much goes faster than light). Aside from that, it fails to undestand how mobile Internet works.

So I drew them a quick beginners guide.

How mobile internet works. Note: Use of wires.

Compare this to how the Liberal party seems to think mobile Internet works:

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Taking a risk… just like the people wanted

I woke up to the news of a 50-50 Newspoll and a shit-scared Julia Gillard vowing to stop playing it safe; she will throw out the ‘Rule Book’ and get down with the people.

Julia Gillard. Advisers now just out of frame.

Julia Gillard. Advisers now just out of frame.

Gillard’s advisers, after much focus group testing, found that the electorate thought she was too “safe”. The electorate thought that Julia was too stage managed during the campaign and they felt they didn’t really know the “real Julia”.

Feeling the threat of a Newspoll that showed Australia dangerously close to “Prime Minister, Tony Abbott”, Julia Gillard’s minders aranged an appearance on the Nine Network’s Today Show. She performed well and stayed on message. Gillard delivered her message well, telling the voters that she would get dirty and engage with the issues on her terms. “You’re avoiding gaffes and all the rest of it….we’ve been running that traditional style of campaign. I’m going to throw that rule book out and really get out there”, Gillard said.

And the media gobbled it up.

“Let Gillard be Gillard”, said the political geeks on Twitter, with their allusions to fictional West Wing President Jed Bartlett and has Chief of Staff’s “Let Bartlett be Bartlett” note.

The media stayed perfectly on message. The Australian, The Age, The Herald SunThe ABC all lead with similar stories. Gillard would be throwing out the script, running a real campaign the old fashioned way, taking risks, making mistakes.

But in this age of stage-managed campaigns, even taking a risk seems so… dull. Doesn’t it?

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Stop making the link

I am really quite sick of this.

Why must we link population growth to immigration? What does immigration have to do with population growth in Australia? Scott already discussed this in April. Why do these two discussions need to be linked when they so clearly aren’t? Australian politicians should stop using population as a smokescreen for discussing asylum seekers, and the Australian media needs to stop letting them.

But they are still at it. Stories like this one over at The Australian, that link the two discussions are part of the problem.

In an address to Brisbane think tank The Eidos Institute to launch the Building Better Regional Cities program, after a visit to a Welcoming the Babies function with Wayne Swan, Ms Gillard said that while urban dwellers faced traffic congestion and had trouble accessing doctors or finding seats on public transport, many regional areas were desperate to attract more workers. Her government would back them, she said, and in doing so relieve pressure on cities.

Let us ignore, for one moment, the fact that these problems in cities aren’t caused by population growth but by years of under investment in infrastructure from our governments. There is nothing wrong with discussing the population limits of our cities and there is nothing wrong with discussing population distribution. But in the very next paragraph is if it is somehow related:

The comments came as Tony Abbott – after a visit to western Sydney, an area under pressure from population growth – said the asylum-seeker issue was making Australians feel they were losing control of their own destiny. He promised annual reviews of immigration intakes and guaranteeing a Coalition government would ensure infrastructure development kept up with population growth.

They have nothing to do with each other! Abbott should stop insisting they do and The Australian shouldn’t re-enforce the connection by putting it in the same story.

Also, having Tony Abbott promise that a Liberal government would invest in infrastructure development is like hearing Joe Hockey promise he won’t eat all the Cheezles. He might mean it, but I wouldn’t want to leave him alone with them.

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