Posts Tagged The Age

The imagined, but very real, leadership crisis

Yesterday I wrote about the leadership crisis that the media has entirely manufactured. I am sure that it goes without saying for most of you that the media are not mere observers, gathers and reporters of news in our political space. They act in the space perhaps even more than the politicians. The media defines the terms of our political debates and the context those debates take place. No one else in the political space has the power to manufacture reality like the media does.

Not to labour the point, but I think The Age today illustrated my point beautifully.

Gillard firm as MPs waver

MPs waver? So Labor MPs have expressed doubt about Gillard’s leadership? A challenger is counting their numbers? Anything?

No. Nothing of the sort.

That’s not to say Labor MPs aren’t feeling a touch of dispair. They have been getting nowhere in opinions polls, and the two biggest media stories of the week are how the government is incompetent (High Court ruling) or just plain stuffed (Craig Thompson). This despite the Parliamentary Budget Officer bill being introduced to parliament.

SOME of Julia Gillard’s own MPs have declared she is stuck ”spinning her wheels” and predicted an election rout ”in varying degrees of diabolical”, as Labor’s internal despair spills out into public view.

That’s not leadership speculation. That’s not MPs wavering on leadership. That’s a feeling that has been expressed for months. They’re not getting anywhere in the public’s mind, and it’s frustrating the hell out off them.

The Age then reports that the ALP is feeding information to the opposition on the Craig Thompson affair, but then The Age tells us that “Both sides agree the leaks do not appear to be motivated by a desire to damage Ms Gillard”. So not wavering on leadership then.

And this is where the story enters self-perpetuation mode,

Both sides agree the leaks do not appear to be motivated by a desire to damage Ms Gillard; but the Thomson affair, along with the High Court’s ruling last week against the Malaysian refugee swap deal, has intensified speculation about Ms Gillard’s future as Prime Minister.

Speculation from where? The media. But that doesn’t matter, by this point the idea of media speculation is so entrenched that they don’t need to justify it, they just need to say it. The Age is reporting on the media’s own speculation.

The only reason that Gillard has even commented on matters of leadership (or anyone has commented on it, for that matter) is because the media has asked about it.

Then the article come crashing to a close almost contradicting the first half of the article,

Sources across the party insist there is no imminent move against her, citing a prevailing view that she should be given time to pass carbon price laws and sort out Labor’s stoush over gay marriage.

Former New South Wales premier Bob Carr insisted the party was not considering a change of leader. ”I know they’re not. There’s no basis for leadership speculation,” he said

Bob Carr is probably right, or at least he was. There wasn’t any basis for leadership speculation. The point I am labouring here is that the media may have been imagining all of this leadership speculation, but the media has the power to imagine it into reality. Leadership speculation is very real now even though it wasn’t before.

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Taking a risk… just like the people wanted

I woke up to the news of a 50-50 Newspoll and a shit-scared Julia Gillard vowing to stop playing it safe; she will throw out the ‘Rule Book’ and get down with the people.

Julia Gillard. Advisers now just out of frame.

Julia Gillard. Advisers now just out of frame.

Gillard’s advisers, after much focus group testing, found that the electorate thought she was too “safe”. The electorate thought that Julia was too stage managed during the campaign and they felt they didn’t really know the “real Julia”.

Feeling the threat of a Newspoll that showed Australia dangerously close to “Prime Minister, Tony Abbott”, Julia Gillard’s minders aranged an appearance on the Nine Network’s Today Show. She performed well and stayed on message. Gillard delivered her message well, telling the voters that she would get dirty and engage with the issues on her terms. “You’re avoiding gaffes and all the rest of it….we’ve been running that traditional style of campaign. I’m going to throw that rule book out and really get out there”, Gillard said.

And the media gobbled it up.

“Let Gillard be Gillard”, said the political geeks on Twitter, with their allusions to fictional West Wing President Jed Bartlett and has Chief of Staff’s “Let Bartlett be Bartlett” note.

The media stayed perfectly on message. The Australian, The Age, The Herald SunThe ABC all lead with similar stories. Gillard would be throwing out the script, running a real campaign the old fashioned way, taking risks, making mistakes.

But in this age of stage-managed campaigns, even taking a risk seems so… dull. Doesn’t it?

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Journalism [sic]

A nomination for The Gold Balkley: This effort from The Age about  the “first bloke”.

Prime Minister Julia Gillard won’t be trotting out Australia’s ‘‘first bloke’’ on the campaign trail.

Ms Gillard arrived and departed the National Press Club for the leaders’ debate in Canberra last night solo.

In contrast, opposition leader Tony Abbott was flanked by his wife, Margie.

Pressed on the absence of her partner, Tim Mathieson, the prime minister said she enjoyed his full support.

Mr Mathieson viewed his job as supporting the newly-installed prime minister, but not to accompany her on the campaign.

‘‘He is not a Labor party official or a candidate or a minister so you won’t see him out on the campaign trail in that sense,’’ Ms Gillard told reporters in Launceston today.

I would like to nominate whoever asked Australia’s Prime Minister about what her partner was doing during an election campaign.

Julia Gillard makes a policy announcement about health spending, and you ask about the boyfriend?

“Where is Tim?”, they asked.

They could have asked about health. They could have asked why Immigration was such a big issue during the election campaign, or ask how outsourcing policy to a “Citizen’s assembly” was good policy for an elected government.

They really, could have asked anything, but they asked about her boyfriend on the campaign trail.

They really need to stop handing out these press passes to New Idea.

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Dumb, vain and confused

Sometimes I wonder if The Age is even bothering to hire journalists anymore.

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It is hard to believe, isn’t it? Not that teenage boys are dumb, vain and confused. That is obviously a fact. (and they smell bad too). What is hard to believe is that The Age has published Alexandra Adornetto’s gushing 809 word-vomit about how Edward Cullen is better than the real boys.

For a start, Edward (unlike your typical pubescent male) is not a commitment-phobe. His devotion to Bella is impressive. He opens car doors for her, is always attentive to her needs and does not presume to take her out without first meeting her father.

Edward is a classic gentleman and a SNAG rolled into one. And he has no difficulty articulating his emotions. What’s more, Edward is never confused about his role – he is comfortable as protector and provider. He is impeccably groomed and never has to be lectured about hygiene. He exercises superhuman control in keeping his relationship with Bella chaste, though he does fly into uncontrollable rages whenever Bella’s safety is compromised. But then, some of us girls happen to like that.

I haven’t read Twilight, I don’t intend to read Twilight. I have not seen the movies, I will not see the movies.

But I can safely say that Edward Cullen is a douche. And not just a regular douche, but an undead, possessive, bloodsucking douche.

Edward Cullen is a charming gentleman in the same way Mel Gibson is a charming gentleman.

He is the kind of guy that would descend into a PSYCHOPATHIC JEALOUS RAGE over pretty much everything is NOT A FUCKING CLASSIC GENTLEMAN! He is an abusive, obsessive and controlling boyfriend with an ego roughly as large as the hole in The Age’s journalistic credibility.

Alexandra is as scathing of Teenage boys as she adoring of that sparkling douche-bag:

Apart from a small minority, teenage boys fall into three distinct categories: macho, metro or just plain muddled. The first type is the beer-swilling Neanderthal who is more concerned about how he is perceived by his mates than winning a girl’s affection. These boys think passing wind counts as humour and everything they say is punctuated with some sexual innuendo.

The second type is metro man, whose preoccupation with image is often more important than spending time with a girlfriend. These lads own skinny jeans and hair-straighteners and spend a lot of time shopping for accessories to complement their ”indie” outfits. Metro man is too aware of his effect on women and usually uses it to his advantage. Scratch the surface and you won’t find much substance.

The third type is generally decent, but gives out such conflicting messages that you need telepathic skills to work out what they’re about.

I don’t even know where to begin. I honestly don’t. What the fuck is wrong with her? Was she dropped on her head repeatedly as a child? Then later as a toddler? The struck from behind with a large, blunt heavy object object? Because if brain damage was an article it would be this one.

Miss Adornetto, you are dumb, vain and confused.

I’m just gonna write off your simplistic, ignorant and misguided understanding of teenage boys as a result of your obvious lack of contact with human males. That, and your brain damage.

I am no female. I am just a smelly, confused and vain teenage boy. But if I were a girl, I think I would take the sincerity, social awkwardness and good humour of a teenage boy over a narcissistic, blood sucking, sparkling, poofter creep like Edward Cullen.

I stand in solidarity with teenage boys everywhere. Because I think that the confused teenage boy has too much to put up with already without Alexandra Adornetto’s stupid bullshit.

Addendum: Upon completion of this post I threw Alexandra’s name into Google. It turns out she is a 17 year old girl who has written 4 more published books than I ever will. Upon learning of her age, I removed (some of) the nasty name calling. With the knowledge of her age it is clear she is just a dumb, confused and vain teenage girl who is much more misguided than she is stupid. References to her brain damage may have gone too far, but remain for rhetorical effect. But just because she is young and misguided, does not make her article any less jaw-droppingly stupid and The Age and less crap for publishing it.

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Yes, how did you know?

Last night I visited The Age homepage, and it asked me a question:

 

Why, yes, I am. How did you know? *click*

 

Um… Close, but no.

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Compare the pair

Let’s compare how the two newspapers spin MTR’s (a.k.a Outrage Radio For The Over 60′s) continued failure to crack the Melbourne radio market:

The Age:

Radio host defends ratings flop

Melbourne’s newest radio station, MTR 1377, has failed to make an impact, attracting an average audience of just 10,000 people and a market share of 1.7 per cent in this morning’s ratings report.

News.com.au (article removed):

Battle for listeners hots up in lucrative Melbourne talkback market?

I would quote part of the article, but unfortunately it has since been deleted. Rest assured though, they were very positive that a 1.7% share was a stunning success.

If MTR wishes to pick up the ratings may we suggest:

  1. More live updates from the Police media unit.
  2. Saucy Sam Newman on women’s issues – nightly after 10.
  3. A mix of the hits from the 30′s, 40′s and today (the 1950′s).
  4. A Black Thunders style enterprise that cruises the streets handing out boxes of expired tacos.
  5. Every fifth caller wins a set of drinks coasters featuring the face of Steve Price.
  6. More of Ann from North Balwyn. Kaz Cooke was right.
  7. A quiz show hosted by Ian Plimer – everything you knew about science is wrong!
  8. Increase outrage by 43.5%
  9. A woman.

Leave more suggestions in the comments.

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Neil who?

I have long believed that when Australia finally pulls its finger out of its arse and becomes a republic the first order of business should be the creation of an Australian knighthood. And instead of the title “Sir” recipients should be granted the right to prefix their names with “Our”.

The Age knows what I’m talking about. Arise, Our Neil.

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Taking bets

As I predicted yesterday, the paper versions of Melbourne’s main daily newspapers were all over the Carl Williams murder story. Furthermore, I predict that unless another boat of darkies shows up, or a new war breaks out, Carl Williams will be the media focus until the end of the week (perhaps longer).

I challenge you, the Groupthink readers, to predict just how many column inches (in m) will be wasted on this voyeuristic, crime-romanticizing shite between Tuesday (yesterday) and Sunday (the 25th).

The GT reader who gets closest will be awarded a prestigious #SocialMediaExpert badge.

Prizes will be awarded separately for The Age and for The Herald Sun.

To get you started, here are some numbers from yesterday, just to give you an idea of where we are heading.

The Herald Sun used approximately 6m of column space to report the Murder and around 1.05 square meters of images and charts to illustrate the story including a 4 page wrap around in full colour and then the front page proper.

The Age covered the story extensively too, but I will hold the numbers until we have a result at the end of the week.

Have at it.

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