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No Tap

There has been much made of the falling standards in Australian journalism. We here at Groupthink have even been among the herd of angry wonks lining up to lay into the media whenever it doesn’t quite live up to our expectations.

But I am saddened, very saddened to discover that the fall in quality media goes far beyond the news outlets, far beyond The Age, The Australian and the Herald Sun. It goes even deeper than the network news, the blogs and the twitters. The standards are falling even at those bastions of quality, the men’s magazines.

Zoo Weekly has published pictures of Julia Gillard’s step daughter (cue dramatic music and moral outrage) wearing (shock, horror) a bikini.

The PM's boyfriend's daughter in Zoo.

The PM's boyfriend's daughter in Zoo.

I am not outraged at her connections to power, I couldn’t give a crap who her dad is rooting. I am not outraged because she is using an Australian flag as a bikini.

No, I am outraged because she is a solid no tap.

For shame, Zoo. For shame.

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Spreading the word

Just spent a lovely couple of days in Bam, Iran. Over about a million cups of tea I made the acquaintance of a local guy who speaks pretty good beginner’s English. He keeps a notebook in which he records interesting phrases of English that he hears in movies and from people like me. He was showing me through the notebook and pointed to something from a film.

“This one, ‘She’s something’, is a way of saying that the girl is attractive, yes?” he asked.

“Yes, that’s right. Although it’s fairly American and you wouldn’t really hear it in Australia,” I told him.

“What would you say in Australia?”

“Tap.”

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