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That great Aussie spirit

From the letters page of today’s Sydney Morning Herald

“… If you choose to live on a floodplain, or next to the sea, or in a desert in a global warming world then you should be prepared to accept the consequences or move to an area of lower risk. You should not expect your fellow Australians to bail you out every time a catastrophe occurs in what is now a high-risk environment. Such an attitude will wear the Aussie spirit thin” - Greg Watts, Narooma

There is a land, a land at the end of the rainbow, a magical land where the sun shines “just so”, a magical land where the rain falls “just so”, a land where all the rivers run just right, and the oceans never swell, a place of magical calm and order and peace and beauty where the winds never whip themselves into anything stronger than a sweet, cooling breeze, where the only fires that ever rage are the ones upon which we pop our “shrimps” at a weekend barbecue with beloved family and friends, and pixies gambol in the sweet green fields picking chocolate daisies as they la-la-la along on their way to make sweet, glorious love under the marshmallow mushroom cups beneath a fairy-floss sky.

And then there’s Narooma, where gobsmackingly stupid little ignorant bastards like Greg Watts live, the type of people who would think nothing, nothing at all, of leaning over a terminal cancer patient in a hospice and whispering in thin, weedy voices through thin, bloodless lips while their eyes narrow to mean little black slits and say, “Ya must’ve done sumfin’ to deserve it, so it serves ya fuckin’ right”.

Where the great Aussie spirit of which he speaks runs about as deep as a puddle of camel piss in the Saraha.

Let’s all move there, then, shall we?

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News not news, edition 2847

From page one of today’s Sydney Morning Herald

What’s going on here is that former PM Jon Howard has written a book, that book is being launched with the help of extracts published in the SMH’s rival, The Australian, Peter Costello has responded to the extracts that are about him, and the SMH is playing the role of spoiler by having a story related to Howard on the top of page one to compete with (I assume) similar headlines on The Aus.

Going over leadership squabbles of a government that was dumped three years ago is not page one material. That Howard and Costello hate each other is not news. That politicians are playing out their squabbles via journalists is not news. In reality all this amounts to is two leading mastheads giving away free advertising for a book publisher and a bloke with an already very handsome personal income, a person that those same mastheads would’ve once claimed to hold accountable for his power. If you were the spin doctor working for HarperCollins you’d have to be pretty pleased with yourself, although given the way the Canberra circle jerk works I don’t think you could say this is much of an achievement either.

(And yeah, getting some bloke on a blog to bang on about how crap the MSM is isn’t exactly news either. Oh well.)

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Where are the real men?

I’m not entirely sure what a relationship expert is, but it sounds like a funky title for someone who goes on a whole lot of first dates but not a whole lot of second ones. Over at the Sydney Morning Herald Samantha Brett has been impersonating Carrie Bradshaw the resident relationship expert for the last few years now.

This week on her blog she bemoaned the lack of real men in her trendy inner city drinking holes.

The other day when visiting the Ivy Pool with a couple of my mates, I noticed a strange trend. Well, in our minds anyway.
You see, we couldn’t work out whether the men we were watching – many of whom had shaved legs, were sporting short, slightly see-through shorts and sunglasses so large they could have rivalled Nicole Richie’s – were gay or straight.
Sure, they were chatting up girls. But, really, what the heck has happened to the blokey Aussie bloke?

I might not be a “relationship expert” Sam but perhaps the problem is that you are looking for real men in a place called the Ivy Pool. If one goes to a trendy, pretentious inner city metrosexual bar, you shouldnt be too surprised that it is frequented by hipsters and metrosexuals.
It continues..

“We don’t want shaved legs,” said one of my girlfriends, pointing out those who stood in droves in front of us.
“We like hair. Maybe not so much on the chest, but definitely in the leg region. We definitely like it in the other region too. Yes, men, we like your nether regions unshaved. Otherwise it’s too feminine.”

Go to a pub? In fact go anywhere where men and women socialise that isn’t called the Ivy Pool. Can I be a relationship expert now?

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HERP A DERP!

Tony Abbott decides not to go to Afghanistan because he needs his rest (allegedly):

Opposition Leader Tony Abbott says he did not take up Prime Minister Julia Gillard’s invitation to visit Australian troops in Afghanistan because he did not want to turn up “jetlagged” to the British Conservative Party conference.

While Ms Gillard spent the day after her secret diversion to Afghanistan in back-to-back meetings with 11 world leaders including French President Nicolas Sarkozy, German Chancellor Angela Merkel and Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao, Mr Abbott said he wanted to “make the most” of his chance to meet his Tory counterparts.

Politicians!! When will you learn! When you become opposition leader and you go on overseas trips ITS NOT FOR A CUP OF MILO!

Though I guess Iron man Tony didn’t want be all tired and grumpy when he met the big boys in the governments. He could go without sleep when it comes to being elected, but when it comes to doing important governing things he really does need his rest.

But the real “DERP” moment came from the SMH with this:

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GEDDIT!? SPEEDOS!? ….


I do love the disclaimer though: “These polls are not scientific” ... No shit.

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I see gay people!

Gay Marriage?

Julia says no.

And the case against is so eloquently and articulately stated in this comment on Senthorun Raj’s pro gay marriage column in today’s Sydney Morning Herald (my bolding and caps on a few notable key words) …

why would the gay rights lobby instantly expect instant major ammendments to marriage laws? just because there is a new BUM on a seat who refuses to get married? the institution of marriage is one of the oldest traditions in the world and just because certain countries have decided to alter their views on it does that immediately make them progressive,why? because they allow for same SEX unions?. as far as drawing parrallels between racial segregation and gays not being able to marry is somewhat over reactionary last time i looked i saw no signs reading hetero only,besides,a lot of same sex relationships are not based on the same principles as are those between opposite sexes,gay people fall in and out of love at the drop of a hat,their relationships are very ficle and fleeting,the bond between same sex couples is not the same as between men and women,the reasons behind this are very simple,nature, nature has programmed opposite sexes to attract for one purpose, procreation, i realise i will be stoned,burned at the stake and quartered for my views here,i will probably be called a TYPICAL hetero who hates gays blah blah blah, but before the potential mr and mr smith or msrs and msrs brown sharpen their knives here,let me assure you that i do not hate gays,i work with a lot of gays and treat gays with the same respect as anybody,however,i also know that gay people tend to get overprescious about great many things,not just marriage.

Because gay men and gay women have no right to be “normal”, just like everybody else …

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