This is what our press gallery is doing:
Seeking comment from Paris Hilton! Paris. Fucking. Hilton.
Are they for realz!!1!?
They are asking Paris Hilton for comment on this? Really? Fo’ Shiz?
Joe Hockey is to humour as lime is to beer. It has no place there!
I assume his weight is now fair game though, which is good news for most of the internet.