Last week we had John Howard; this week, another unashamed social reactionary who wants Australia to party like it’s 1899 — Opposition Leader Tony Abbott:

Lance Armstrong + Kevin Costner = Tony Abbott

And from a challenge issued a couple of weeks back by Jonowee, here’s a real Australian beauty — Foreign Affairs minister Stephen Smith:

Bill Clinton + Colonel Frank Fitts = Stephen Smith

Next week, a ban on politicians. Help me out with some lightweight suggestions in comments.

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