While the hit TV show MasterChef is inspiring some unsavoury characters to perform acts of tellylingus, I’m taking the high road and allowing it only to stir up questions of faux genealogy. As such, here’s Japanophilic lawyer Adam Liaw:

And a random act of kindness in response to Molesworth’s challenge — the incomparable and mostly sober Karl Stefanovic:

Keep ’em coming, GroupThinkers.
