On the plus side, voting in this year’s federal election just got a little easier.
AN Abbott government would buy three unmanned spy planes to use as weapons in its pledge to turn around illegal boat arrivals.
Opposition Leader Tony Abbott said the Global Hawk surveillance aircraft – costing between $40 million and $100 million each – would provide early detection of asylum seekers.
Because that is the rational thing to do. Spend $300 million on planes to catch leaky boats. In fact why stop at planes? I think we need surveillance satellites, the full resources of the navy and the air-force and the army and while we’re at it LET’S BUILD A GIANT WALL!
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: What happened to political discourse in this country where refugees are talked about like pests?
This year will be the first federal election where I will be able to exercise my democratic right to decide if I’d rather a turd sandwich and a giant douche, and I feel like it is a really bad election to pop my voting cherry with. I would have liked the 2007 election. Government change, revolution, excitement. Howard lost his seat after almost 12 years. Sure, the man we replaced him with turned out to be a giant douche, but we didn’t know that for sure at the time.
But this year, we have Rudd vs Abbott. We have seen them both in government before and they both stink. Hooray for democracy!
Also in that same story: Abbott can’t think of any reason not to sell uranium to India.

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