As a website, Facebook is generally filled with fail. But every now and again, someone creates a group that fills me with such lolz that I feel compeled to share it.
Anyone familiar with Harry Potter would be familiar with the idea Horcruxes, the dark magical objects used by Voldemort to obtain immortality. Items that store part of your soul so that you can never die. To create a Horcrux you have to split your soul and the only way to split your soul it so commit murder. In the Harry Potter universe Voldemort creates 7 Horcruxes that must be destroyed before the dark lord can be killed.
Voldemort’s 7 Horcruxes were:
- Tom Riddle’s Diary
- Marvolo Gaunt’s Ring
- Slytherin’s Locket
- Helga Hufflepuff’s Cup
- The Diadem of Rowena Ravenclaw
- Harry Potter himself
- Nagini the snake
It does lead you to wonder, if Tony Abbott had to pick seven items to place parts of his soul in, what would he pick?
So far I’m thinking the 7 items we would have to destroy before we could kill Abbott are:
- The last copy of The Bulletin
- His wedding ring
- A set of rosary beads
- His speedos
- The pope’s hat
- Malcolm Turnbull
- His penis
That is where I will be beginning my search for the Tony Abbott Horcruxes. What about you?

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