In third place is Ant Rogenous.

SUCKHOSEY: An ’ard man is good to find, no?

EASTWOOD: French toast please.

Ant wins the entire Clint Eastwood back catalogue on Betamax.

In second place is reb.

You can let go of my arm now Mister President. That’s your prostate exam all done for another year.

reb wins the piece of Berlin Wall that Sarkozy reckons he chipped off on the day of its fall.

And our winner is David Bonnici with this corker.

Clint Eastwood is shocked to discover that his orangutan co-star from Every Which Way But Loose is actually a surrender monkey.

David wins Clint Eastwood’s orangutan co-star from Every Which Way But Loose.

Well done, everyone!

Today’s photo comes from over the seas; a place the locals call “France”. In the photo, “French” President Nicolas Sarkozy is giving a movie star named Clint Eastwood (from some country called “the USA”) a medal for making movies or something. Clint Eastwood says that “France” is his second home, even though he doesn’t speak “French”, and Nicolas Sarkozy says that movies bring the two countries together even though they don’t really like each other.

Have at it!