Posts Tagged Andrew Bolt

So what Movie Studio is responsible for this?

by Trevor McDonald on 3 August 2010
Categories: Crime, Technology, The Internet | Tags: , , , ,

This does need saying but I am not an Olympian. And this seems to be the work of a bloke called Eric Bana whose employers at Hollywood will be very embarrassed to find they are involved with and engaging in more slurs than my brother Wayne after a dozen 440ml cans of the Woodstock and coke Burbon cans.

It’s no secret that Bana and Hollywood are run by the Leftists from the cartoon revolution of Mikey Mouse to the 3d revolution of the greenist films Avatars and Inception (wind farms).

I’ve could name ten Eric Banas but I won’t.

So Eric, you’d better remove your parody of Trevor McDonald or I will be forced to sick Mel Gibson’s russian bride on you.

You have been warmed.

Trevor McDonalds.

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Wilson’s Lament

by Ross Sharp on 16 July 2010
Categories: Foreign matter, Immigration, Politics | Tags: , , , , , ,

(With apologies to John Cooper Clarke)

Bloody wogs on bloody boats,
The bloody border’s a bloody joke,
Bloody Rudd was a bloody clown,
The bloody cunts should bloody drown,
Bloody Turnbull was bloody fucked,
No one had the bloody guts,
To bloody do what needs be done,
And bloody shoot the bloody scum.

I’m bloody sick of spicks and wops,
And bloody chinks who eat their dogs,
The bloody coons and bloody gins,
Should have their bloody heads bashed in,
I’m bloody Wilson bloody Tuckey,
The bloody Party’s bloody lucky,
To have a true blue Aussie ’round,
Who’ll grind these bloody bastards down.

The bloody feminists are bloody Nazis,
The bloody greenies are bloody arses,
The bloody weather’s not bloody changing,
It’s bloody hot or it’s bloody raining,
To bloody build a bloody town,
Bloody raze the bloody ground!
This bloody country’s bloody lucky,
To bloody have Ol’ Ironbar Tuckey.

Our bloody miners are bloody legends,
Bloody Gillard should pull her head in,
Her bloody tax is a bloody shocker,
She’s bloody off her bloody rocker,
She’s bloody got no bloody children!
What bloody world do we bloody live in?
The bloody country’s bloody stuffed,
And I’ve bloody had e-bloody-nuff!

These bloody terrorists on bloody boats,
They’re bloody proof shit bloody floats,
I’d bloody bring the bloody Navy,
To blow their bodies to bloody gravy,
It’s bloody them or bloody us,
Never bloody mind the fuss!
The bloody bastards can bloody starve!
Now where’d I put that old iron bar?

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Apocalypse Bolt!

by Ross Sharp on 30 April 2010
Categories: Media, Politics | Tags: ,

Alert and alarmed …

“This year, the stakes are higher than ever,” (Obama) said, according to a transcript of his remarks provided by Democratic officials. “It will be up to each of you to make sure that young people, African Americans, Latinos and women who powered our victory in 2008 stand together once again…”

Race War

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Compare and contrast

by Scott Bridges on 14 April 2010
Categories: Media, Society | Tags: , ,

Andrew Bolt is a conservative, not a right-winger:

MTR, [Steve Price] said, would be Right-wing.

[I reminded] Price that if I had to own a tag, it was “conservative”, a very different thing.

And conservatives, unlike left- and right-wingers, unite people:

… conservatives of my kind also know it’s through our reason, freedom and individualism that we’re most fully human … We mistrust all creeds that divide us into tribes …

Here is Andrew Bolt not dividing us into tribes:

What a world we are literally creating. Two centuries ago in Britain, the rich outbred the poor, and pushed their values down the social scale. Now the poor – many virtuous, yes, but others lazy, careless or unsocialised – outbreed the rich, and the mob’s values are pushed up.

Clearly, under conservatism things like freedom and individualism only go so far. Opera: okay; tattoos and low socio-economic status: “new barbarianism”.

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Does you like pointless graphs to illustrate your point?

by Trevor McDonald on 3 December 2009
Categories: Environment, Media | Tags: , , ,

At the tafe Internets course I learnt that on the Google there is a function called Google trends. You type things in to see their relevance to other things and you can separate them by what is called a comma.

Behold the graphs I made below:

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Housing Andrew Bolt’s book

by Scott Bridges on 28 November 2009
Categories: Media | Tags: , ,

Trollumnist Andrew Bolt is not one given to modesty. Here he is today reviewing his own blog:

… more essential reading than ever.

His years-old “book” (can a collection of newspaper columns really be called a book?), on the other hand, was apparently not essential reading for one previous owner who gave or sold it to a second-hand book shop in Richmond where Ant Rogenous and I, along with a fellow Groupthinker, found it one day. Torn as to where the book should actually be displayed, we took some photos of said book in various sections of the store to see how it looked.

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The smelliest tongues

by Ross Sharp on 13 November 2009
Categories: Foreign matter, Media, Politics, Society | Tags: , , , , , , , ,

Steve Clemons, who writes “The Washington Note” has closed comments on his blog and remarks –

The comments on my blog have grown increasingly vile — and are not in any way constructive, civil, fair-minded, or policy-oriented. I am turning them off …

… I’m off to Havana Cuba for a research trip for a few days and have no interest or time in playing hall monitor for folks who need to grow up …

… I have emphasized over and over again that I am too busy to blog, do my New America Foundation work, and be a nanny for those who are not mature enough to be able to manage a civil discussion here …

… Eventually, I will review the last few weeks of comments and remove every one of them that went over the line with extremely crass and demeaning language …

… If you folks grow up, we can turn this on — but it takes shared commitment and responsibility. I won’t tolerate those who can’t be civil — on all sides of these debates …

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University of East Bumcrack update

by Scott Bridges on 2 November 2009
Categories: Environment, Media | Tags: , , , , ,

I done wrote a short piece in today’s Crikey email about the UoEB meme.

What next? Meme, the musical, starring Bumcrabb and Bolt

Twenty four hours is a long time in today’s interconnected, intertubed world. Once upon a time a throwaway, smart-arse remark by a panelist on a political TV chat show would take days to grow into a meme, relying on being quoted in newspaper columns and replayed on evening news. But in the age of Twitter it takes only 24 hours for that smart-arse remark to go from being uttered on Insiders to being printed on a T-shirt and plastered all over the blogosphere.

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Groupthink Couture Pty Ltd has also released some new t-shirts, as referenced in the article.

Keep Bolt close to your heart

Keep Bolt close to your heart

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University of East Bumcrack: more better learning

by Scott Bridges on 2 November 2009
Categories: Environment, Media | Tags: , , , ,

If you haven’t seen yesterday’s Insiders you simply must go to iView and watch from about the 44 minute mark. Andrew Bolt tells everyone that they should be more like him and do more learning about climate change, and Annabel Crabb tells everyone exactly what sort of learning Bolt is talking about.

Annabel Crabb: Can we be realistic about what’s going on here. This is the pointy end of the lobbying process for a piece of legislation that’s waiting, having it’s fate decided in the Senate, right? Everybody involved is bringing out their best material, you know, and whether it’s Peter Garrett flee your homes or whether it’s (motions to Bolt) you know …

Andrew Bolt: You’re right, but I think there’s a wider thing happening here in the psychology of the debate. I think the scaremongering has got to such absurd levels, absurd levels, that a lot of people even if they believe as you do in the theory and all that are sceptical.

AC: I’m not a practitioner in this debate like you are, all I’m saying is …

AB: You don’t believe it? I thought you did …

AC: … well, you’re a lobbyist too …

AB: … let me finish my point please.

AC: … you are!

AB: I’m a sceptic! I am! But the point is there are so many scares around: there’s apocalyptic fires, run for your lives the seas are coming, everything …

Barrie Cassidy: At both extremes of the debate to be fair.

AC: … I mean you post stuff on your blog that’s, you know, a new study from the University of East Bumcrack about, you know, penguins still being alive in …

AB: At least I study it. You don’t. So perhaps you let me finish my point until you know something about it.

But once you’ve done your Bolt-style learning you obviously want to tell the world so that everyone knows you’re smart with knowledge about the climate change con. With that in mind, make sure you go buy a t-shirt from Groupthink Jason’s very, very nice t-shirt shop.

I went on Insiders and all I got was this dumb t-shirt

I went on Insiders and all I got was this dumb t-shirt

All proceeds from sales go to Annabel Crabb’s chosen charity: Mallala Hospital in South Australia. Do it.

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