To keep in the spotlight of the Public one (me) has to punch through the various form of technology that surround us. Edison did it with the wireless then Florey did it with the Telephone, then Philo Taylor Farnsworth (I googled that) did it with the tele and Ron Jeremy did it with the Beta Max and Which leads us to the Internet That Al Gore invented (i googled that too) and Kevin Rudd did it with the dial up Internet (which I think is great because I can click on a page then go to the fridge, get a 44oml Woodstock bourbon can and drink it and come back and my email is almost loaded). Now I have invented something…  wait until I finish my fucken introduction.

Now there’s only one bloke who is more popular than me, has more fans than me, has been arrested and sent to jail more than me, has more de factos than me, drinks more piss than me, has been admitted to hospital for drinking more piss than me, has more Topical Debates than me,has written more novels than me, has recieved more death threats by Mick Gatto than me, has been abused with more obsenities than me and has appeared on Dancing With The Stars more than me. And that bloke is Hinchy or Derryn or The Human Headline.

Before Hinchy gives his Topical Debates on the wireless he types them up on his IBM and then reads them out on the air. It’s a little trick he uses to make people think he is doing it off his cuffs. Which brings me too my invention:…. (Drum Roll).

I would like to announce this press release via this Website that I will be making what is called a TrevorCast. When ever I feel the world needs to hear my editorials I will type them up and read them out to what is called an MP player. I don’t know How to send that out to the Internet but I can mail it for a small fee.

Stay tuned to that dial.

Trevor