Here’s several just off the top of my head:
Feel free to add to this list.
Welcome new year to you. I wont use ‘pwned’ because that is so 2009 and I like to stay with the times. I’ve finally got around to finding a player that plays DVD’s from hard rubbish. I thought it was time I gave this ‘fad’ a go. Wayne still has his beta max and a fine collection of porn for example “Farmer’s Daughter’s”. (I also went to the pictures)
Farmer’s Daughter’s: Good. A coming of age story about a farmer who is in debt to a bank and is about to lose his farm in the midwest. He has 3 lovely daughters (one is a virgin) and one day a man knocks on the door whose car has broken down on the highway. He tells the farmer he is a travelling salesman and after a few drinks comes up with a plan to save the Farmer’s farm. You see, he sells porn and together the farmer films his daughters having sex with the travelling salesman so they can sell the film. Top watch.
Avatar: Shithouse. Just proves that gimmicks still work in the 21st century. Before James Camerson’s next film he will hand out cool aid.
Man on Wire: Good. A story about a frog who can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Tyson: Good. One for all the family. A story about a boy genius who knew at a young age he was destined for gaol. But fucken hell he can punch quick. There is footage of him being trained by old man Cus and he punches the heavy bag 5 times quicker than a blink.
Nineteen 84: Confusing.
Just Married: Good. Fine acting from Brittany Murphey RIP and Ashton Coucher. A story with many turns and with a twist of lemon. Intelligent film making with original storyline and premise. The cinematography is par excellance.
Accidental Goat Sodomy: Shithouse.
Juno: Shithouse. Boring dialouge. Boring actress. Sounds like it was written by a stripper. Not original.
Sherlock Homes: Shithouse. Sherlock Homes went after the hound of the baskervilles not a bloke who could do devil magic.
Deadwood: ? My DVD player doesn’t have subtitles.
The James Reyne Story (Starring James Reyne): Good. What more could a bloke want?
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I know I promised to judge the caption competition, like, ages ago but sweet Jesus I done been busy. Plus it was my birthday yesterday so there’s a bit of hangover action going on right now. Anyway, a bunch of quality entries has produced the following results:
In third place is Ant Rogenous.
SUCKHOSEY: An ’ard man is good to find, no?
EASTWOOD: French toast please.
Ant wins the entire Clint Eastwood back catalogue on Betamax.
In second place is reb.
You can let go of my arm now Mister President. That’s your prostate exam all done for another year.
reb wins the piece of Berlin Wall that Sarkozy reckons he chipped off on the day of its fall.
And our winner is David Bonnici with this corker.
Clint Eastwood is shocked to discover that his orangutan co-star from Every Which Way But Loose is actually a surrender monkey.
David wins Clint Eastwood’s orangutan co-star from Every Which Way But Loose.
Well done, everyone!
Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for Groupthink’s first ever caption competition. Pretty simple, really: just submit your caption in the comments by 5pm Wednesday, and the panel of judges (me) will announce first, second and third places on Thursday.
Today’s photo comes from over the seas; a place the locals call “France”. In the photo, “French” President Nicolas Sarkozy is giving a movie star named Clint Eastwood (from some country called “the USA”) a medal for making movies or something. Clint Eastwood says that “France” is his second home, even though he doesn’t speak “French”, and Nicolas Sarkozy says that movies bring the two countries together even though they don’t really like each other.
Have at it!
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