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Hip to the Cause

There are two types of supporters of any cause, political ideology or movement. There are those who genuinely and passionately believe in what they are fighting for, and the others. You know the types, the ones who support a cause because they think its fashionable to support, that it will be trendy to be associated with. You know, the Catherine Deveny’s of the world. PETA, a notoriously trollish animal rights group attracts more than its fair share of celebrity supporters. Some of which genuinely support their cause, and some who or more than happy to pretend to support their cause for the positive publicity they receive.

Latest of the celebrities who are supposedly concerned about the use of animals in fashion is local MTV host Ruby Rose. Ruby is posing naked in this month’s Maxim magazine to promote the cause of PETA and specifically against the use of fur in fashion. But just how sincere is Ruby to the animal rights cause? Well she may be passionately anti-fur since at least last Tuesday yet when she created her own fashion line last year they included…. leather.

 

The casual range includes distressed jeans, leather jackets, denim skirts and slouchy T-shirts, with an emphasis on digital prints.

 

Perhaps she’s only interested in saving the cute animals.

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Stop hurting Australia

Last night I saw it.

I had heard about it. I have even really stories that confirmed it really did exist. But even in my wildest dreams I never imagined that it could possibly be real (and quite this bad).


The carbon price is going to lead to the great hairdresser collapse of 2012. Just you wait. Historians will be writing about it for centuries. They will write of the once great cities built on back of fashionable haircuts, leg waxing and tanning that crumbled as their salon economy was crushed by the weight of the carbon tax and the evil socialist government. Civilization as we know it will fall thanks to the bowl cuts and poor quality hair foils that will start flooding the streets. THE VERY FABRIC OF SOCIETY WILL TEAR APART AROUND US AND WE WILL ALL FALL INTO A FIERY PIT OF MAGMA AND BURN SLOWLY TO DEATH.

Or… not.

Turn some fucking lights off and open a window, Angela. Perhaps hair could dry out naturally instead of blowdrying with every single cut. Unplug your straighteners when you’re not using them. And if that doesn’t work, and your power bills still rise “over a thousand dollars in the first year”, I reckon you could maybe knock the price of a cut and colour up a few bucks.

Maybe, just fucking maybe, you will be okay.

And then:

“For no environmental benefit”

Get. Fucked.

And the Australian Trade and Industry Alliance can do the same.

Australia is the largets per capita emitter of greenhouse gasses in the world: if we don’t have a moral responsibility to reduce our carbon emissions, who do you think does?

You can’t, as your website claims, “support action on climate change” and then go running around with your hands in the air screaming “BUT NOTHING WE DO WILL HELP ANYWAY” at the same time. Any policy that reduces greenhouse emissions is going to make a lot of high polluting companies less profitable in the short term. It happens when you reorganise a business. But last I checked, the mineral and energy companies were doing okay, so I’m sure you will find a way to deal with it.

But don’t claim you support action on climate change because you fucking well don’t. You could start reducing emissions tomorrow if you wanted to. You’ve had plenty of time to do it, but you haven’t, so now you get the stick.

You avoided the stick last year when your self-interested bullshit took down a Prime Minister. Who knows, you might bring down another PM with more of your self-interested bullshit.

And thanks you groups like The Australian Trade and Industry Alliance, we’ll get fucking Tony Abbott.

Then will the fuckers be happy?

No. They’ll need more tax cuts lest economic armageddon reigns down upon us. They’ll need more skilled labour provided to them free of fucking charge by the tax payer.

Train your own fucking workforce, you cretins. We’re already giving you our mineral wealth.

And maybe you can start polluting less too. Seeing as we’re giving you our land, maybe we can keep the air.

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Carbon is plant food

No tap

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The ideal Julia

More of this, thanks, Julia:

Greenhouse gas levels are one-third higher than before the Industrial Revolution, and higher than at any time in the last 800,000 years. As a result, global temperatures have risen 0.7 degrees celsius over the past century and continue to rise. The last decade was the world’s hottest on record, warmer than the 1990s which were in turn warmer than the 1980s. In fact, globally 2010 was the equal warmest year on record, tied with 2005 and 1998. 2010 is the thirty-fourth consecutive year with global temperatures above the 20th Century average. In Australia, average temperatures have risen almost one degree since 1910,and each decade since the 1940s has been warmer than the one before.

That warming is real. Its consequences are real. And it will change our lives in real and practical ways. More extreme bushfire conditions and droughts. Falling crop yields. Loss of species. Increased cyclone intensity. More days of extreme heat. Coastal flooding as sea levels rise. Bleaching of our coral reefs. And a substantial decline in alpine snow cover. Indeed, Professor Garnaut’s latest report indicates that the need to act is greater than ever. And the scientific consensus is stronger than ever.

Given these realities, I ask who I’d rather have on my side: Alan Jones, Piers Akerman and Andrew Bolt. Or the CSIRO, the Australian Academy of Science, the Bureau of Meteorology, NASA, the US National Atmospheric Administration, and every reputable climate scientist in the world.

(My bold)

Continue to call out the trolls. Continue to do it loudly and publicly.

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A flaming twat

Here is a letter from today’s Sydney Morning Herald

How is it legal? My young family lives in an inner-city area in an apartment with a balcony. We recently celebrated the birth of our daughter who was welcomed home by our one-year-old son.

Not long after we got home, our upstairs neighbours lit up a cigarette on their balcony and the smoke from their cigarette drifted in through all of our bedroom windows and open balcony doors.

It frustrates me that smoking, a known health hazard is allowed in high density areas. This is particularly so when the smoker exits their apartment because they don’t want the toxic smoke to damage their property and smoke on their balcony only to have their smoke enter ours.

Over these hot summer days I’ve been opening all the windows in the hope that a cool breeze will blow through – instead every 1.5 hours we all passively smoke a cigarette, including my daughter who isn’t yet one month old.

With young children, passive smoking is linked to childhood illnesses including leukaemia and cot death. How is it possible that blowing toxic smoke in through a neighbour’s apartment is legal?

Lara Adams Chippendale

A most touching tale of family, an inspiring celebration of newborn life, and a heartfelt request for consideration and civility amidst the crowded chaos of contemporary urban life.

But, unless Ms. Adams’ upstairs neighbour is hanging upside-down over their balcony railing whilst having a puff, it behoves me to point out to the dear lady that their smoke will drift UP.

You silly, twitching little thrushbucket.

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That great Aussie spirit

From the letters page of today’s Sydney Morning Herald

“… If you choose to live on a floodplain, or next to the sea, or in a desert in a global warming world then you should be prepared to accept the consequences or move to an area of lower risk. You should not expect your fellow Australians to bail you out every time a catastrophe occurs in what is now a high-risk environment. Such an attitude will wear the Aussie spirit thin” - Greg Watts, Narooma

There is a land, a land at the end of the rainbow, a magical land where the sun shines “just so”, a magical land where the rain falls “just so”, a land where all the rivers run just right, and the oceans never swell, a place of magical calm and order and peace and beauty where the winds never whip themselves into anything stronger than a sweet, cooling breeze, where the only fires that ever rage are the ones upon which we pop our “shrimps” at a weekend barbecue with beloved family and friends, and pixies gambol in the sweet green fields picking chocolate daisies as they la-la-la along on their way to make sweet, glorious love under the marshmallow mushroom cups beneath a fairy-floss sky.

And then there’s Narooma, where gobsmackingly stupid little ignorant bastards like Greg Watts live, the type of people who would think nothing, nothing at all, of leaning over a terminal cancer patient in a hospice and whispering in thin, weedy voices through thin, bloodless lips while their eyes narrow to mean little black slits and say, “Ya must’ve done sumfin’ to deserve it, so it serves ya fuckin’ right”.

Where the great Aussie spirit of which he speaks runs about as deep as a puddle of camel piss in the Saraha.

Let’s all move there, then, shall we?

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Let the astroturfing begin

From wikipedia

Astroturfing denotes politicaladvertising, or public relations campaigns that are formally planned by an organization, but are disguised as spontaneous, popular “grassroots” behavior. The term refers to AstroTurf, a brand of synthetic carpeting designed to look like natural grass.

The backlash against one of the smallest tax increases in history in response to one of the largest natural disasters in our nations history has given Liberal party aligned goons the chance to astroturf like crazy. Just take the www.stopthelevy.com website run by former  Liberal Students Federation President Tim Andrews. Within one of the groups press releases is one from some group called the United Retailers Federation warning about the economic apocalypse that will engulf Australia if the average worker is 2 bucks poorer a week.

Peak national industry body, the United Retail Federation has condemned the federal government’s flood tax announced by Prime Minister Julia Gillard.

Scott Driscoll, National President of the United Retail Federation has slammed the new tax as yet another indicator that the Queensland Government has squandered the billions of dollars from the once powerhouse economy, leaving Queensland weak and exposed to economic disaster with no buffer left in tough times.

“The Queensland economy has been smashed by the Bligh Labor Government, running up massive debt and seeing the Queensland credit rating reduced below that of even New South Wales,” said Mr Driscoll.

“This new federal tax in support of the Queensland Government’s empty coffers will reduce consumer activity and confidence and put thousands of jobs in jeopardy.

“Hundreds of thousands of households are just hanging on by a very thin thread and they will be forced to put less on the dinner table each night after this Gillard-Bligh tax grab.

“Given the devastated state of the Queensland budget prior to the floods under the Bligh Government and the fact there is no real money available to help Queenslanders in a time of disaster, a new tax is the last thing any sane government should be looking at.

“I would encourage the federal government to put their new broadband connection on hold, in favour of helping Queenslanders get back on track, rather than inflicting a new tax on households in each and every suburb.

“It’s time we saw some genuine leadership, not blatant tax grabs from governments you just can’t trust with the purse strings,” said Mr Driscoll.

Notice anything odd? Why is he blaming the Bligh government for what is a federal government levy and a majority federal government responsibility? Well Scott Driscoll is either completely ignorant of the Natural Disaster Relief and Recovery Arrangements or he is conveniently forgetting them in order to have a go at the Bligh government. Under the NDRRA the government pays for 75% of eligible costs of public assets once damage exceeds 145 million, which the floods clearly does. So regardless of what condition the Queensland budget was in the Federal government would be liable for the exact same amount.

But there is something else that Scott Driscoll and the website isnt bothering to mention to its readers.

Scott Driscoll is far from being a non partisan observer simply concerned about what effect the tax might have on his members. He is a Liberal National Party member and a Liberal National Party candidate at the next state election.

I wonder why the website declines to mention this….

And despite the webmaster claiming that he didnt know that Scott Driscoll happened to be an LNP candidate the page has not been updated to include this information. How curious.

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Flood pics

Photos from around my neighbourhood this morning. Taken by me.

Most of this is directly across the river from me. The river looked even higher than it did yesterday afternoon and shows no sign of letting up.

I walked to Coles at 8am. They had a sign saying they were opening late at 9:30. Already there were around 20 or 30 people waiting outside for it to open. I went back to Coles at 9:40 and the panic buying from yesterday was on again. The bread was all gone and the meat was almost all sold as well.

Over the river was where I saw real devastation. Where yesterday there was a park now looked like a lake. Some houses were partially underwater. A dad was showing his two boys the damage and said “water doesn’t discriminate between rich and poor”.

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Waiting for the worst

Walking outside in Brisbane, no matter what you do your feet get wet. Your shoes will somehow fill with water and your socks will become sponges. Its one of the most noticeable things since the seemingly endless rain began. For some reason it seems to be the most trivial, most inane things you notice when things go bad.

The normal rules do not apply, the water is unforgiving, it ends up where you least expect. You see rain fall almost horizontal, you see the rivers flow with an intensity that you havent seen before.

This afternoon, what could only be described as a spontaneous panic hit Brisbane. People left work and went home. The trains out of the city were crowded and the roads out looked like gridlock. One of the downsides of instant messaging is how fast it can contribute to a panic. I got word of panic shopping in Toowong which is two suburbs over. I rarely keep any food in the house and only buy meal to meal, so I quickly went to the local shops to get something before everything was gone.

The scene inside the supermarket was like nothing a city dweller had ever seen before. The only comparable reference I had is that it felt similar to a bank run from a previous age. We werent exactly going to go hungry, but we knew the fear and panic would lead to a self-fulfilling prophecy where all the food would be gone so we bought what we could. I managed to get in the doors before the staff closed off the entrance because the shop had gotten too crowded. Some poor woolies employee was given the shit job of telling the angry mob outside that they would have to wait an hour or so before they got in. And in that time, a lot of the food would be good.

There didnt seem to be much logic to the panic buying. Perhaps because people found it hard to conceive that in an emergency they cant count on the things they take for granted being there. Meat was one of the first things gone, as was fresh milk. Things like canned soup, pasta, packaged foods were not taken as quickly. If rolling blackouts hit tomorrow as they are expecting the people who bought a hundred bucks of meat to put in the freezer will feel very silly indeed. Never trust the wisdom of crowds.

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Walking around the local shopping centre it looked like to use a cliched phrase “something out of a movie”. Most of the shops were shut with makeshift notes of signs saying that staff had gone home because of the floods and people just didnt know when things would get back to normal.

Not having anything pratical to do today, I listened to the radio and followed twitter and was in disbelief as waters rose in Ipswich and closer by in the West End. As was the case with Toowoomba yesterday you have little warning before it all goes bad.

When the rain stopped I walked along the river, which is only a click from my house. I had never seen the river that or high, or the water pounding through with such ferocity. Over the Walter Taylor bridge a train had broken down. On the river the private jetties had been completley covered up by the rising river. In the river there was continuous debris flowing downstream, wood, rubbish, I even saw a tire.

no more milk

People told they arent allowed in the shop

Normal life has been cancelled

train stuck on the tracks

The river is high

Throughout Brisbane there is a sense that this is the calm before the storm, and we are just getting ready until this thing really hits us. They are saying it could be worse than 1974. I guess we will find out soon enough.

I live in a suburb that is on flood warning for tomorrow and Thursday. Thankfully I live on the second floor and on top of a small hill, so I should be fine but others in my neighbourhood could be in real trouble.

So thats where us Brisbanites are now. Normal life has been suspended and we are just sort of waiting for it. Listening, chatting, listening to the radio, talking on twitter and…. just waiting.

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The Importance of Being Intellectual

The difference between the intellectual class warriors and average blokes like me is that I know I’m a genius. Intellectuals just think they are Intellectuals. Which brings me to my Topical Debate of the week: Intellectual Dioramas. The post-Millennium term “Intellectual Diorama” was just invented by me five minutes before I typed it.  And it’s a theory that I’ve been studying since then that I think applies to average smart thinkers like me who are able to put into reality what our brains are thinking when you don’t think they are working but they are. Like when you are on the Centrelink and you do cashies on the side.

The first Intellectual Diorama was invented by Jesus who made a model of his birth in a stable for show and tell: an existential look at the womb. Now, this is my Intellectual Diorama:

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Oil Spill

This Intellectual Diorama presented itself to my brain during the time of the Exxon Valdez oil spill when I was watching Warrick Capper (a show pony for the Sydney Swans) take a magnificent mark against Carlton. It’s called “Oil Spill”. For those ‘Intellectuals’ who need further explanation of my Intellectual Diorama the tyre represents a bi-product of oil and the swan represents the birds that got covered in it and the wings represent the bird’s legs that Warrick Capper spread to spill his oil inside.

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