This does need saying but I am not an Olympian. And this seems to be the work of a bloke called Eric Bana whose employers at Hollywood will be very embarrassed to find they are involved with and engaging in more slurs than my brother Wayne after a dozen 440ml cans of the Woodstock and coke Burbon cans.

It’s no secret that Bana and Hollywood are run by the Leftists from the cartoon revolution of Mikey Mouse to the 3d revolution of the greenist films Avatars and Inception (wind farms).

I’ve could name ten Eric Banas but I won’t.

So Eric, you’d better remove your parody of Trevor McDonald or I will be forced to sick Mel Gibson’s russian bride on you.

You have been warmed.

Trevor McDonalds.

Sterben

Tonight I was listening to a bloke by the name of Ross Greenwood and he gave a most excellent analysis of the up and coming election in Britain. I feel it is my duty as a topical debater to pass this information on:

• Labour could win.
• Or the Tories could win.
• It could be a hung parliament and Nick Clegg could form a majority government with Labour.
• It could be a hung parliament and Nick Clegg could form a majority government with the Tories.

I think that after all the votes are counted, we could see or not see a different person in 10 Downing st.

Oy gruesome it looks like age is catching up with me and I need the ashley and martins implants like greg matthews and I need to liquidate my very recently purchased art quick smart. I will take ANY REASONABLE OFFER for my collection of fine art that you won’t find in most cash converters.

Offers can be left in the comments box function.

The first Intellectual Diorama was invented by Jesus who made a model of his birth in a stable for show and tell: an existential look at the womb. Now, this is my Intellectual Diorama:

Oil Spill

This Intellectual Diorama presented itself to my brain during the time of the Exxon Valdez oil spill when I was watching Warrick Capper (a show pony for the Sydney Swans) take a magnificent mark against Carlton. It’s called “Oil Spill”. For those ‘Intellectuals’ who need further explanation of my Intellectual Diorama the tyre represents a bi-product of oil and the swan represents the birds that got covered in it and the wings represent the bird’s legs that Warrick Capper spread to spill his oil inside.

(Thanks to reader Wayne)

De Vinci would roll in his grave

Now, I have rallied against this kind of thing before with women and their right to vote. With that one I’m gaining ground but it seems I am losing ground with my Gayification topical debate. So I, Trevor McDonald, propose that we as a collective group of blokes protest against our own oppression and not turn our blind eyes to the discrimination we as blokes are facing in the gym toilets, on the Internet and in the public toilets across our street. I am sick of being treated as a second class citizen by the conspiracy to Gayify our nation and its institutes. I am Trevor here me roar.

Tickets for the protest against this suggestiveness and Gayification are available through Ticketmaster (a tool of Leftists Gays) by clicking on this —> hyperlink function. I hope to see youse there some nights and at the Glasshouse for a beer after the show.

Trevor.

Dear Mr Adams,

My name is Trevor McDonald and I am 42. I am a popular Topical Debator on the internets and have been labeled with the award “Topical Debator of the Years” for my debates. I am also a rightwinged bloke who is a one manned think tank. For a crust I collect the old bones from butchers (would you like your lawn fertalised?). I do this part time for cash.

Now I am a strait talking bloke and I am owed $100,000 dollars by the Australian Skeptical Society as I have discovered undisputable evidence of paranormal alien activity from. My step-brother Wayne (a Collingwood supporter) and I were visiting our step dad at Traralgon Prison recently. While walking in some back streets to find a new TV cabinet in the form of a milk crate we came accross this.

It is what is known as a crop circle made by a paranormal alien space craft.

Now, I know that you have never paid the 100 grand before but you’d better get you’re check book out. Now I am also on the Centrelinks payment so if the check could be made out to my defacto Wendy that would cut around the red tape.

Yours Truly
Trevor McDonald.

PA: clearly an elephant stopped and crapped in the grass….are you telling me it’s an elephant from outer space?

Me: Thank you for your very promt reply to my claim. No I’m not sure if your trying to pull a fast one but we all know there are no elephants in outer space.

Cheers,
Trev

PA: no elephants in outer space? that’s because they all land heavily on Earth and make splodge marks in wheat fields…

Me: I guess this means my planned trip to Bali is off.

Wayne is pretty upset. He had a new Collingwood Darren Millane tattoo planned. I told him I can design a new one for him on MS Paint and do a DIY with a needle and a bic pen.

So much for trying to challenge “science”.

(Mr Adams may still pay up, he seems like a nice bloke who likes to asks questions about other possibles)

UPDATE: Phillip Adams responds:

The cheque for 100,000 is in the mail -so enjoy yourself in Bali…but be careful of falling coconuts…not as big as falling elephants but far more numerous….seriously, a friend of mine got killed up there when he copped a coconut on his nut…best to carry a brolly.

So it looks like Wayne and I are off to Bali courtesy of prominent leftist Phillip Adams!

Now there’s only one bloke who is more popular than me, has more fans than me, has been arrested and sent to jail more than me, has more de factos than me, drinks more piss than me, has been admitted to hospital for drinking more piss than me, has more Topical Debates than me,has written more novels than me, has recieved more death threats by Mick Gatto than me, has been abused with more obsenities than me and has appeared on Dancing With The Stars more than me. And that bloke is Hinchy or Derryn or The Human Headline.

Before Hinchy gives his Topical Debates on the wireless he types them up on his IBM and then reads them out on the air. It’s a little trick he uses to make people think he is doing it off his cuffs. Which brings me too my invention:…. (Drum Roll).

I would like to announce this press release via this Website that I will be making what is called a TrevorCast. When ever I feel the world needs to hear my editorials I will type them up and read them out to what is called an MP player. I don’t know How to send that out to the Internet but I can mail it for a small fee.

Stay tuned to that dial.

Trevor