Politically speaking, Ant Rogenous is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enema. He's an inner-city latte-sipper who doesn't live in the inner city and convulses with rage at the very thought of someone polluting his or her caffè with latte. Aside from those anomalies, he pretty much toes the line the right-wing luminaries believe all leftists do: he hates his freedoms, prostrates himself before his terrorist overlords, and seeks to destroy Australian society by ushering in a Stalinist utopia in which gay heroin is administered daily to non-vegetarians, muscle-car enthusiasts and members of the ADF who aren't already homosexual.

Email: ant@groupthink.com.au