On Wednesday, Football Federation Australia appointed Holger Osieck as head coach of the Socceroos. I, like most Aussie sports fans, don’t know much about this mysterious German — but one thing I do know is I’m not entirely comfortable with our national football team being managed by a bloke who looks like the spawn of intergenerational Ramsay Street Robinsons:

And from one Ramsay to another, here — at the behest of Jonowee — is my crack at heroic chef turned barbarian Gordon’s good mate Tracy Grimshaw:

I could bullshit and say Scott Bridges’ Steve Fielding challenge came in too late for me to bother this week, but the truth is it’s got me stumped for the moment. I’m determined to get him right, so stay tuned.