Archive for July, 2010

Bad reporting or deliberate class provocation?

Yesterday Tony Abbott declared the Coalition would expand the existing Education Tax Rebate to include school fees for all eligible students.

According to the Liberal Party’s press release:

“For primary students, this would mean a rebate to up to $500 per year per child in primary school. Eligible families will be able to claim a 50 per cent rebate for up to $1,000 of eligible education-related expenses for each child in primary school.

“For secondary school students, we will increase the rebate to up to $1,000 per year per child. Eligible families will be able to claim a 50 per cent rebate for up to $2,000 of education-related expenses for each child in secondary school.”

The payment is available for students at state, independent and private schools. But the government school element of this seems to have been lost on the Fairfax press, which ran with this intro:

Parents will be entitled to claim generous fee subsidies for sending their children to private and independent schools as part of the Coalition’s expanded education rebate policy.

Nowhere in the story that follows does it mention that state school students are eligible for the tax rebate, or that it is only available to parents on Family Tax Benefit A – meaning it’s already Centrelink means tested. In fact at the end of the story there is a poll which asks:

Do you think students should be able to claim a rebate on private school fees?

Which is shorthand for, should rich parents be allowed to claim tax benefits for sending their kid to Scotch College?

The Australian got into the act as well, with:

PARENTS will be able to claim for private school fees, violin lessons and dance and drama classes under the Coalition’s education tax rebate.

Do you like the addition of violin in there?

It’s true government schools don’t have fees, but they do have voluntary levies (in Victoria at least) which parents are strongly “encouraged” to pay. There have been cases of schools threatening to withhold extra-curricular services from children, such as excursions and sports carnivals subsidised by the levy, if parents don’t pay up. These levies are generally under $100 for primary school and under $200 for secondary schools, and are on top of the cost of books, uniforms, camps, shoes etc. The notion of free government schooling is virtually a myth.

Now I am the last person to defend private schools (or Liberal Party policy for that matter). However, stories on election announcements should be accurate, informative and totally objective without a sensationalist angle. If ever a journalist’s primary role of gathering information, assessing it and presenting it in an easy to digest and accurate manner was important it’s during an election campaign. Why skew a story for a decent headline when offering people tax breaks for school fees is interesting enough?

Of course, it is debatable whether or not there should be tax rebates for private school fees, but there’s a big difference between including private schools in such a scheme and it being exclusive public schools when it comes to people’s opinions on the matter.

For the record I’m sick of middle class welfare for cost of living expenses such as school fees when family carers of disabled children are doing it touch because they are unable to work and often receive less than the aged pension.

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Election Caption Contest #1: Results

On Tuesday, David held Groupthink’s first election campaign caption contest.

There were some fantastic entries, but there can only be one winner.

“Bam, you’re pregnant.”

“Bam, you’re pregnant.”

Congratulations to reader Simon N. One slap on the arse from David is coming your way.

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Rudd gaffe: puts electorate before journalists

Kevin Rudd should be in damage control for putting children before journalists - say journalists.

Kevin Rudd should be in damage control for putting children before journalists, say journalists.

Kevin Rudd’s first appearance of the election campaign bordered on ludicrous today as he snubbed the most important people in this election campaign, the travelling media pack.

Mr Rudd refused to answer questions of the journalists, who were most considerate when repeatedly yelling out the same question about his relationship with Prime Minister Julia Gillard, as he tried to talk to a group of school children.

The man who was ousted as prime minister three and a half weeks ago spruiked something trivial about  the benefits of school spending to Year 3 and Year 4 students, totally oblivious to the needs of the journalists, some of whom invested in new clothes and opened Twitter accounts specially for this election campaign

Mr Rudd wanted media coverage – be there at 12:15pm, the hard-working, all-important reporters were told.

They obliged, some even had to catch taxis, and 45 minutes later the local member arrived at the school’s back entrance, then took the chatty principal with him to the front entrance where the waiting media cameras rolled.

The anxious media scrum, some with sore feet, encircled Mr Rudd as he spoke to principal Greg Kretschmann about facilities built with stimulus program funding.

But today, in Mr Rudd’s safe Labor seat of Griffith in Brisbane’s south, it seemed Cooparoo State School was the place where you are not supposed to ask questions, even in the unlikely event they were sensible ones.

“This is just great,” said one journalist sarcastically. “We’re not here to show him looking at schools and communicating with children from his electorate. He should be talking to us about what’s most important in this election campaign; his relationship with Julia Gillard. Doesn’t he know who we are?

“First they make us fly in a loud air force Hercules and now this.”

Mr Rudd finally spoke to journalists as he walked to his tax-payer funded Commonwealth car.

“I’ll just say one thing before I go… and that is throughout this election campaign I’ll be speaking only about local issues here in my community here in Griffith, such as this school building program, and the need to complete that program in each and every one of the 42 primary schools in my electorate,” he said, pretending to be oblivious as to what election campaigns are really about.

Apologies to the ABC’s Annie Guest

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Best Country in the World

What makes Australia so great?

According to our Prime Minister, TV:

Ms Gillard says it is up to voters to choose if they watch the leaders’ election debate and does not appear to be concerned by competition for viewers.

“Well, I’m assuming I will neither be dancing nor cooking,” she said.

“Australia’s a great country and one of the things about it is you get to pick what you want to watch on TV.”

One Nation Under Plasma

Australia: One Nation Under Plasma

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Seriously…

This is what our press gallery is doing:

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Seeking comment from Paris Hilton! Paris. Fucking. Hilton.

Are they for realz!!1!?

They are asking Paris Hilton for comment on this? Really? Fo’ Shiz?

Joe Hockey is to humour as lime is to beer. It has no place there!

I assume his weight is now fair game though, which is good news for most of the internet.

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Election Caption Contest

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Feel free to provide a caption for this great pic, taken by Fairfax photographer Glen McCurtayne. The winner gets … fuck I don’t know, a slapped arse perhaps?

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Sometimes it is like The West Wing

Australian politics, and the Australian political media are by now well into election mode. It is all about the campaign and it’s probably all we will hear about for the next 6 weeks.

But as David lamented yesterday the Australian Media doesn’t seem too interested in discussing policy.

And so far the trend continues, as politicians roll on with their election campaigns, the press continues to ask questions, not about policy, but about campaign process, gaffes and MasterChef!

THE nation may be in the grip of an election campaign but even its political masters have acknowledged they cannot compete with their kitchen counterparts.

So much so that consideration is being given to either bringing the leaders’ debate forward by an hour, or delaying it until another evening so it does not clash with the series final of the hit show MasterChef

All the press wants to write about is process.

It was a dawn start in Brisbane and a long flight to Townsville to visit a little family in a new housing estate to drive home her message that we should “stop, take a breath and plan a sustainable Australia”.

And preference deals, and the price of coffee.

Gillard announces policy, the press asks about process and a “stage managed campaign”. Tony stage manages a campaign and do they ask him about his lack of policies (except that spending money is BAAAAAD *scary music*)?

It all reminds me of Josh Lyman’s line in The West Wing about getting the press to write about issues.

It’s gonna look like we screwed up the timing so the press is gonna write about process and not about issues, and getting political reporters to write about issues in the first place is like getting kids to eat their vegetables.

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It helps if there’s nothing else on their plate.

Sometimes Australian politics can remind me a little bit of The West Wing.

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Asking the questions that matter #2

Prime Minister Julia Gillard spent part of the third full day of the election campaign in Richmond in Sydney’s west, to announce the national trade cadetship scheme to combat Australia’s skills shortage.

Under the initiative, students from years 9 to 12 would be offered the cadetship as an option under the national curriculum and would utilise the resources of the trade training centres being introduced to secondary schools around Australia.

Two streams of the national trade cadetship would be available including one stream which lays the foundation for further training and a second which focuses on achieving an apprenticeship in a specific area or trade.

“Currently around 220,000 students do study vocational education and training at school,” the Prime Minister said.

“That’s around 41 per cent of kids going into senior secondary certificates.”

This is an important policy, which addresses the skills shortages but also the educational needs of those teenagers left out by the secondary education’s emphasis on preparing for a university degree. So, which of the following questions did the assembled media pack ask when they got some q-and-a time with the Prime Minister?

A. Prime Minister, will the cadetship scheme be backed up with an increase in apprenticeship opportunities? For example will you offer incentives to large companies to recommence apprentice intakes that were common up until the 1990s?

B. Are community cabinets a waste of taxpayer dollars?

C. Are you running an overly staged managed campaign? When will you get out on the streets and shopping centres?

D. I’m wondering how you’re standing up under the campaign. Are you getting enough sleep?

If you guessed B. C. and D., you are correct.

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A hard-earned thirst need a big, cold …

Earlier today, Spock introduced the world to The WineRack and announced he’d begun designing a male equivalent, to be called The Schlong Straw.

Sadly, it looks like he’ll be second in line at the patent office:

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Asking the questions that matter #1

On the first full day of the 2010 election campaign, Julia Gillard went to Brisbane where she made a speech about population and sustainablity in which she expressed her desire to put the brakes on the fast track to a big Australia.

“I do not believe in the idea of a big Australia, an Australia where we push all the policy levers into top gear to drive population growth as high as it can be,’’ said the Prime Minister.

“The nation’s goal should not be a big Australia but a ‘‘sustainable’’ Australia that ‘‘preserves our quality of life and respects our environment’’.

‘‘One of the things Australians often say when we’ve spent a few days in a crowded, congested city in Europe or the United States: it’s a nice place to visit, but you wouldn’t want to live there.

‘‘Friends, I will not allow Australia to ever become a country of which it is said: it’s a nice place to visit, but you wouldn’t want to live there,” she said.’

So, we have some policy which, while being a little boring, is important especially to regional towns. So, which of the following questions did the assembled media pack ask when they got some q-and-a time with the Prime Minister?

A.“Ms Gillard, let me get this straight. Are you against population growth or do you just want to slow it down to better control it?”

B. “How will we combat the ageing population if we slow migration down?”

C. “Prime Minister, the reason why Australia’s cities are choking is because successive state and federal governments have been slow to keep up with infrastructure. You mentioned the Snowy Mountain Hydro Scheme, have you considered a similar grand project where we can build the much needed infrastructure to allow for more people? 

D. “Will you be campaigning with Kevin Rudd in his electorate?

 

If you answered D, you’re correct!

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