The WineRack
Take a bottle of wine, a mixed drink or even a fifth of your favorite hard stuff to the movies, concerts, ball games, even PTA meetings. Sporting a rack that will turn heads and serving a beverage that will have guys standing in line for a sip of your secret stash!
With simple blow into the tube it’s easy to keep that full look even as you drink from your secret stash.
As soon as man-boobs become a socially acceptable look, I will be placing my order for one of these.
Just in case man-boobs don’t become a socially accepted look any time soon, I have begun the design process of the male equivalent, The Schlong Straw.
#1 by Fiona on 19 July 2010 - 5:20 pm
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and ready to be hung on the clothesline for Good-of-Fortune.
#2 by Fiona on 19 July 2010 - 5:27 pm
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erm goon. I see there’s a preview. Yeah, didn’t use it.
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#3 by Robert on 27 April 2011 - 11:56 pm
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Ha ha, this is great. Way more effective than carry it around in your hat or backpack.
There could be a ubiquitous version called the butt rack!
#4 by Christian on 4 May 2011 - 11:47 am
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Too funny… Schlong Straw… that’s just wrong… in the funniest possible way!
-C
#5 by Fly Fishing Art on 14 May 2011 - 1:50 am
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Is this a bra? Well, this is so cool and nice to be used by a lady. How much is this anyway?
#6 by Jamison on 18 May 2011 - 7:43 am
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I imagine you’ll get fewer heads turning as the night wears on and your “rack” keeps shrinking. But by that point, you won’t care.
#7 by Illinois Montessori schools on 18 May 2011 - 6:22 pm
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This one is so nice. Many women will love this type of accessory.