I feel kind of bad going back to the soccer well now that the World Cup is over — but I’m soothed by the fact this bloke never really turned up in South Africa, anyway. Ladies and gentleman, Real Madrid star and Portugal ghost Cristiano Ronaldo:

Anthony Callea + Danny Zuko = Cristiano Ronaldo

Last week I put out the call for lightweight challenges and, boy, did Jonowee deliver — they don’t come much more lightweight than Amy Winehouse these days. But because I’m a nice guy, I’ve decided to go easy on ol’ Wino, harking back to a time when she packed a healthier amount of meat on dem bones:

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark + Sarah Silverman = Amy Winehouse

You’re welcome.