Three ACL related blog posts in 2 weeks. I really need to stop reading articles that mention them because they are very bad for my health. I promise that I will stop mentioning them here after today.*
The Australian asked the ACL for a comment on Julia Gillard’s statements about her lack of religion or religious belief. The ACL obliged.
THE Australian Christian Lobby has warned that Julia Gillard might have alienated Christian voters by declaring she does not believe in God.
Julia is alienating Christian voters with such provocative statements like:
“I am, of course, a great respecter of religious beliefs, but they’re not my beliefs”
“For people of faith, I think the greatest compliment I could pay them is to respect their genuinely-held beliefs and not to engage in some pretence about mine.”
And what reasonably minded Christian wouldn’t be alienated by that kind of statement? Such thoughtfulness, tolerance and respect. It sickens me. How dare she respect their beliefs by not pretending to hold them for political gain.
And it’s not like the ACL would ever encourage politicians to alienate any group of people. Especially not gays, non-Christians, women, refugees and even some Christians. That’s just not their style.
My favourite part of the article was this quote from ACL spokesman Lyle Shelton:
“I think she’s being honest and true to herself. Obviously, that position will alienate some in the Christian community and some in the wider Australian community.”
Yes, as a member of the “wider Australian community” I am always aliened when people are “honest and true” to themselves.
Dicks.
*Unless they do something that really, really, really raises my blood pressure.
UPDATE: Lyle Shelton’s appearance this morning on Sunrise. Peddling the same disingenuous bull-shit that we have come to expect from the ACL.
Lyle, you just made the list.


#1 by ellymc on 30 June 2010 - 12:22 pm
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I love the bit where they express their concerns about her membership of the “pro abortion” group Emily’s List. I was under the misapprehension that Emily’s List was an organisation for female members of the ALP. Obviously I was wrong, they run around aborting babies.
#2 by Spock... on 30 June 2010 - 12:25 pm
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Not only are they aborting babies, I think they are in fact killing children in their sleep.
#3 by Ross Sharp on 30 June 2010 - 12:34 pm
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They only abort the straight babies. They keep the gay ones because they are in thrall to the gay lobby and wish to depopulate the world of straight people and turn it over to a one world government run by black, gay muslim greenie commies in big black helicopters that go whirrr.
I have Jesus on a corn chip and he told me so.
#4 by Russ on 30 June 2010 - 12:35 pm
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And then they eat them, don’t they?
#5 by Spock... on 30 June 2010 - 12:46 pm
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I’ve heard they eat them raw…
#6 by ellymc on 30 June 2010 - 12:50 pm
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…with wasabi.
#7 by Spock... on 30 June 2010 - 12:56 pm
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Funny you should mention that, I believe that is what they serve at the Emily’s list meetings.
A real treat with a nice bottle of Red.
#8 by Ross Sharp on 30 June 2010 - 1:03 pm
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And they make necklaces from their little finger bones and use their skin for lampshades.
No baby should be a lampshade! Poor baby.
#9 by ellymc on 30 June 2010 - 1:06 pm
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Much better to make them into baby skin coats, much more stylish.
#10 by MacYourselfathome on 30 June 2010 - 2:10 pm
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And here I was, just this morning, thinking that blog commenters were the stupidest humans on earth.
Can you make lamp shades from black babies?
#11 by ellymc on 30 June 2010 - 2:17 pm
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Don’t be ridiculous, they use all the black babies to make tyres.
#12 by Spock... on 30 June 2010 - 2:20 pm
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Blog comments are not the stupidest people on Earth, I resent that. We are at least one rung above Yahoo answers.
You can’t make lamp shades from the skin of black babies, don’t be stupid, Mac.
The skin of black babies is used for stylish jackets.
#13 by Spock... on 30 June 2010 - 2:20 pm
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Or as ellymc said, tyres.
#14 by Deffdredd on 1 July 2010 - 6:40 pm
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Lyle Shelton was briefly a councilor in Toowoomba, and he was a considered a laughing stock even in that conservative town. Ignore him or mock him, he deserves either.
#15 by Spock... on 1 July 2010 - 7:52 pm
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Obviously it is more fun to mock him.
#16 by Bron on 6 July 2010 - 9:23 pm
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Yeah, even the name Lyle Shelton sounds like it comes straight out of a Simpsons episode. I thought that before I saw Homer’s List.
#17 by Acushla on 22 February 2011 - 4:32 pm
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It is good to be pro choice as long as you are not the one being killed.
#18 by Spock... on 22 February 2011 - 11:40 pm
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It’s easy to be anti-choice when you’re not the one who’s pregnant.