Even if I didn’t think this week’s Lovechild was up to my usual exacting standards, I’d have published it anyway — just so I had an excuse to quote Annabel Crabb’s wonderful description of this bloke as “Labor’s Obi-Wan Kenobi of the Left”.

Ladies and gentlemen, Australian Defence Minister John Faulkner:

John Howard + Mark Latham = John Faulkner

Meanwhile, of the few World Cup challenges issued during the week, how could I resist a man who gives Ernesto Guevara a run for his money as the greatest Argentinian leftist of all time — Diego Maradona:

Captain Lou Albano + Maria Schneider = Diego Maradona

Still taking requests, GroupThinkers.