In MasterChef Australia‘s taste-test elimination challenges, contestants must identify upwards of 20 ingredients in a single dish … which seems a tad unfair when a mere two ingredients were used to cook up judge Matt Preston:

Mikey Robbins + John Stamos = Matt Preston

And in the absence of any commenters’ challenges this week, here’s a bonus MasterChef Lovechild I’d like to tick off before she’s eliminated and consigned to the derelict sharps bin of “reality”-TV history:

Jennifer Aniston + Tom Cruise = Joanne Zalm

Suggest, suggest, suggest, GroupThinkers. And remember — as Trevor McDonald famously said upon entry at the fateful Longerenong B&S Ball of 1998, “I’ll do anyone”.