Facebook has been used to say nasty things. There are calls to ban its use by certain people and in certain situations.

Fair enough. Let’s follow this through to its obvious conclusion.

Swearing

Swearing

To be banned:

  • Speaking
  • Air

Flipping the bird

Flipping the bird

To be banned:

  • Hand signals
  • Middle digits
Spiteful books

Spiteful books

To be banned:

  • Paper
  • Ink
  • Printing presses
  • Book shops
Defacing posters

Defacing posters

To be banned:

  • Wood
  • Fences
  • Nails
  • Hammers
  • Cardboard
  • Ink
  • Paint
  • Spraycans
Fake politicians

Fake politicians

To be banned:

  • Twitter
  • Computers
  • Electricity
  • Bottle suits