Didn’t you know but? Apple Macs are the new dessert item at Maccas. If you ask Susan nicely (remember your manners!) and promise to keep your room tidy she might take you on the weekend to have one. But you’ll have to be good, remember, and do your homework.

Now run along, and remember to always wear clean underpants and carry a hankie in your pocket.

FakeFielding, Australia thanks you for your selfless work.

And here’s the luxurious accommodation our Home Office house failed asylum seekers whilst the illegals are waiting to be deported (fat chance of that).

Look at what’s on offer here – all free.

#A separate learning and resource centre, which caters for an extensive range of activities, such as English classes, sewing, arts & crafts, world cuisine (separate kitchen annex), I.T and the internet cafe.
# The centre has a well stocked library where the detainees have access to books, magazines, newspapers, CDs, DVDs and play station games.
# The well equipped gymnasium includes weights, basketball and volleyball.
# There is an outdoor all-weather floodlit pitch.
# There is also a children’s separate outdoor play-area.
# There is also a family unit crèche for under-fives
# There are two association rooms on each floor of the accommodation areas which contain satellite TVs and snack-making facilities.
# Several prayer rooms are provided for detainee use, including the building’s original chapel which is used as a multi-faith area.
# 24 hour medical care is provided on site. There is a nurse on duty 24hours a day (rota) and a doctor on call 24hrs a day.
# A daily surgery is held which enables all the previous days receptions to be assessed, before/alongside the routine appointments.
# A dentist is appointed to attend on a weekly basis for routine check-ups and appointments, however emergency dental care is provided if at all required, beyond this weekly schedule.
#An optician is also appointed to attend the centre on a fortnightly basis.
# There are several paid work opportunities available including hygiene monitors, grounds officers.
# and servery assistants.
# Care visits and midwives are provided where necessary via outpatient appointments.

Where can all these free facilities be got? – at Dungavel – y’know that terrible “prison” where illegal asylum seekers / immigrants choose to go rather then return to their own countries.

Australia, be warned, stop the “asylum seekers” – they will cost you $$$billions, they and their support care not where the money comes from – every $ given to an “asylum seeker” or their “charities” deprives one of Australia’s own needy.

Good luck to y’all.