FACILITIES at the Christmas Island detention centre are akin to a motel with inmates receiving better treatment than many Australians, Family First Senator Steve Fielding said.
Sen Fielding said he was amazed that detainees were given:
+ A car park near the back door
+ Adjoining rooms near friends if desired
+ Use of a swimming pool
+ Small bars of soap in their en suites
+ Use of a kettle and complementary tea bags, instant coffee, sugar and UHT milk
+ Portable televisions to watch WIN, Prime and ABC 1
+ Free breakfast which they could order on a card and have it delivered on a tray through a little door at the front of their rooms.
“”They even had a choice of not having bacon with their English breakfast,” Mr Fielding said. “How much does it cost the government not to include Australian bacon because of their non-Christian requirements?”
Refugee advocate Less O’ Dogooder, denied the conditions at Christmas Island were as luxurious as Sen Fielding described.
“The swimming pool is nowhere as big as it looks in the pictures and the busy wallpaper and burnt orange carpet look like something from my nanna’s house,” Ms O’Dogooder said.”.
“And no one told the detainees that a continental breakfast consisted of a stale crossaint and a little variety pack box of Corn Flakes. Continental sounds a lot more impressive than it is, it’s a misleading term - they couldn’t even choose Coco Pops.”
Mr Fielding said that even without the choice of Coco Pops, detainees at Christmas Island received better treatment than many Australians got from the Government.
“There are Australian rapists and murderers doing it a lot tougher in Australian jails than those queue jumpers enjoying holiday camp conditions at Christmas Island.
“Charity should begin at home,” he said.

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#1 by Trevor McDonald on 29 January 2010 - 3:31 pm
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WIN is one of my favourite channels. I bought my swag of an ad I saw on WIN. I had to drive to Albury to get it out of the back of some bloke’s shed.
#2 by Ross Sharp on 29 January 2010 - 4:10 pm
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The bacon thing. You had me there for a moment.
I mean, he would actually say something like that, wouldn’t he?
#3 by Rx on 30 January 2010 - 12:01 pm
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If the brilliant Fiskal Fielding weren’t himself living and traveling about on Australian taxpayers’ money, it’s doubtful he would know WHAT a motel looks like.
#4 by Idlaviv on 31 January 2010 - 11:52 am
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If Christmas Island is akin to a Motel then Ruddock, Vanstone, Andrews and Evans are its Taxidermists and borers of peep holes.