I know I promised to judge the caption competition, like, ages ago but sweet Jesus I done been busy. Plus it was my birthday yesterday so there’s a bit of hangover action going on right now. Anyway, a bunch of quality entries has produced the following results:

In third place is Ant Rogenous.

SUCKHOSEY: An ’ard man is good to find, no?

EASTWOOD: French toast please.

Ant wins the entire Clint Eastwood back catalogue on Betamax.

In second place is reb.

You can let go of my arm now Mister President. That’s your prostate exam all done for another year.

reb wins the piece of Berlin Wall that Sarkozy reckons he chipped off on the day of its fall.

And our winner is David Bonnici with this corker.

Clint Eastwood is shocked to discover that his orangutan co-star from Every Which Way But Loose is actually a surrender monkey.

David wins Clint Eastwood’s orangutan co-star from Every Which Way But Loose.

Well done, everyone!