Comments on: Two words

By: jonowee

jonowee — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 10:14:24 +0000

I feel like a little dry retch dropping a Whitlam comparison. ;-)

By: Broken left leg

Broken left leg — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 04:36:12 +0000

Three words describe the behaviour of the Liberal front bench. (recently departed and remaining members)
“arse kissing competition”.
And since the Member for Wentworth won’t be anointing the next front bench or deputy leader, nobody is puckering up to Malcy.

By: @ndy

@ndy — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 02:51:50 +0000

Two words?

Christopher.

Pyne.

By: Rx

Rx — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 21:31:07 +0000

Seeing as Andrews is a praying man, I’ll join him (temporarily) in his prayers that he be made Opposition leader.

By: Broken left leg

Broken left leg — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 06:28:40 +0000

I don't want to blow my own trumpet, but I predicted Kevin Andrews was positioning himself for a shot at the title two weeks ago. I think Andrews has offended virtually every minority group in the country. The only problem for him is, when you add up all the poofs, mussies, haneefs, lawyers, immigrants, africans, non christians, abortionists and their clients, and evil single mums, there isn't much left other than fuckwit bigotted honkeys. And they are not going to win an election for Andrews.

By: Mr Pastry

Mr Pastry — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 03:06:50 +0000

depends if you count it’s as one word

By: cosmicjester

cosmicjester — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:31:07 +0000

According to Bolta it is either Abbott or this clown that will challenge for the leadership on Thursday. Whilst I do think the country is well served by a strong opposition, the thought of the dark lord of the sith or people skills leading the libs gets me giddy.

Can you imagine Kevin Andrews trying to get the youth vote? I think that bloke was born middle aged.

By: stace

stace — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:06:12 +0000

Hey Bron. This political discourse thing is easier than you think.

Wilson Tuckey, you see, is actually a secret KAOS agent. They have a cunning plan to overthrow their vegetable overlords by pitching their own robot against, Ruddbot.

Since humanoid life must be sacrificed so BHP Billiton can build a big enough war chest to take over the world, Kevin the Android is the only one now capable of ascending the greasy throne. He runs on Valvoline, you know what I mean, so a little CO2 won’t even touch the sides.

Ruddock, the cadaver, will be his robot deputy, undead and unhuman as he is.

But don’t worry. It’s all good. We’ll get some great policy from the new team. Chastity will be the new black. And we’ll get some great ‘fuck off, we’re robots’ fridge magnets.

Malcolm will wake up naked in the salubrious shower room of some big investment bank, and realise he’s just had some psychedelic dream where he thought he was leader of the liberal party.

By: Ant Rogenous

Ant Rogenous — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:20:08 +0000

Australia needs a good old fashioned Kevin-off at the next election.

By: Bron

Bron — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 08:55:01 +0000

While Andrews would be fun to have as Opp Leader, I hope Turnbull keeps the leadership. Why? Just because.

I’m really good at political discourse, aren’t I?