Two words

by Scott Bridges on 24 November 2009
Categories: Politics | Tags: Kevin Andrews, leadership, Liberal Party

It's time

14 Comments

• #1 by stace on 24 November 2009 - 4:53 pm

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  If Kevin Andrews is the answer, someone must have asked the wrong question.

• #2 by Ross Sharp on 24 November 2009 - 5:19 pm

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  They’re coming!! They’re coming!! POD PEOPLE!!

• #3 by stace on 24 November 2009 - 5:34 pm

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  Right. Nothing to see here, people. Apparently someone did a loud blow off in the party room that was mistaken for a bombshell. Back to your seats and resume your regular positions.

• #4 by Bron on 24 November 2009 - 7:51 pm

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  Regular position?

  But my knees are starting to hurt.

• #5 by Bron on 24 November 2009 - 7:55 pm

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  While Andrews would be fun to have as Opp Leader, I hope Turnbull keeps the leadership. Why? Just because.

  I’m really good at political discourse, aren’t I?

• #6 by Ant Rogenous on 24 November 2009 - 9:20 pm

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  Australia needs a good old fashioned Kevin-off at the next election.

• #7 by stace on 24 November 2009 - 11:06 pm

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  Hey Bron. This political discourse thing is easier than you think.

  Wilson Tuckey, you see, is actually a secret KAOS agent. They have a cunning plan to overthrow their vegetable overlords by pitching their own robot against, Ruddbot.

  Since humanoid life must be sacrificed so BHP Billiton can build a big enough war chest to take over the world, Kevin the Android is the only one now capable of ascending the greasy throne. He runs on Valvoline, you know what I mean, so a little CO2 won’t even touch the sides.

  Ruddock, the cadaver, will be his robot deputy, undead and unhuman as he is.

  But don’t worry. It’s all good. We’ll get some great policy from the new team. Chastity will be the new black. And we’ll get some great ‘fuck off, we’re robots’ fridge magnets.

  Malcolm will wake up naked in the salubrious shower room of some big investment bank, and realise he’s just had some psychedelic dream where he thought he was leader of the liberal party.

• #8 by cosmicjester on 25 November 2009 - 1:31 am

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  According to Bolta it is either Abbott or this clown that will challenge for the leadership on Thursday. Whilst I do think the country is well served by a strong opposition, the thought of the dark lord of the sith or people skills leading the libs gets me giddy.

  Can you imagine Kevin Andrews trying to get the youth vote? I think that bloke was born middle aged.

• #9 by Mr Pastry on 25 November 2009 - 2:06 pm

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  depends if you count it’s as one word

• #10 by Broken left leg on 25 November 2009 - 5:28 pm

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  I don’t want to blow my own trumpet, but I predicted Kevin Andrews was positioning himself for a shot at the title two weeks ago.
  I think Andrews has offended virtually every minority group in the country. The only problem for him is, when you add up all the poofs, mussies, haneefs, lawyers, immigrants, africans, non christians, abortionists and their clients, and evil single mums, there isn’t much left other than fuckwit bigotted honkeys. And they are not going to win an election for Andrews.

• #11 by Rx on 27 November 2009 - 8:31 am

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  Seeing as Andrews is a praying man, I’ll join him (temporarily) in his prayers that he be made Opposition leader.

• #12 by @ndy on 27 November 2009 - 1:51 pm

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  Two words?

  Christopher.

  Pyne.

• #13 by Broken left leg on 27 November 2009 - 3:36 pm

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  Three words describe the behaviour of the Liberal front bench. (recently departed and remaining members)
  “arse kissing competition”.
  And since the Member for Wentworth won’t be anointing the next front bench or deputy leader, nobody is puckering up to Malcy.

• #14 by jonowee on 28 November 2009 - 9:14 pm

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  I feel like a little dry retch dropping a Whitlam comparison. ;-)