Comments on: You know, you don’t have to speak out loud. I can hear your thoughts

By: Mr Pastry

Mr Pastry — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:28:35 +0000

@stace – As a supermarket shopper I have been living in a world without mishapen vegetables unaware of their continued existence. I often reflect and miss the mirth and merryment such mutant food stuffs can bring. The UK supermarkets are bringing back vegetables you can chortle at, check out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5m91-DuRv30 Surely Groupthink needs to initiate a photo competition for the most amusing vegetable pics – First thing Monday I’m off to the local farm shop for some amusing examples.

By: stace

stace — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 01:00:58 +0000

Guys seem to have a thing for mutants. When my boyfriend does the fruit & veg shop he likes to bring me home mutant veges and display them on the bench for me. Usually it’s a tomato that’s grown like a big knob thing out the side, or a zucchini that’s grown a sort of double bum arrangement. Occasionally there’ll be bosoms.

What does this mean, Trev? I’m not a bloke, so I don’t really get it.

By: stewie

stewie — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:17:36 +0000

My mate Matt had twin HD panel vans conjoined at the head (it was a very painful experience all round). The difficulty in separating them was one had a 186 and the other the 179 and it meant having to substitute the column shift with a celica 5 speed box and adaptor plate for both, after which they were no longer fully holden. Besides that ethical debacle, there was no way that either chassis had been able to give informed consent. The whole mercy surgery caper is a moral minefield.

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By: Trevor McDonald

Trevor McDonald — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 23:48:21 +0000

Thankyou for both weighing in with your opinions on this debate. But we can’t lose sight of the important issues I have canvassed here? The Aussie version of Lady to Ladette and the Seperation of Powers: Who will check the other Twin’s balance?

It’s a 1969 HT station wagon with the column shift.

By: stewie

stewie — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 12:24:51 +0000

Collingwood forever! What model Belmont is it?

By: Mr Pastry

Mr Pastry — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:36:15 +0000

With the publicity they received I anticipate a spate of conjoined twin celebrity operation shows, conjoined twins separated by celebrities scoring points for their selected charities gaining publicity for their failing careers – it’s a sure fire ratings winner.
BTW I always thought conjoined twins were the only ones who could genuinely refer to their “other half”