Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for Groupthink’s first ever caption competition. Pretty simple, really: just submit your caption in the comments by 5pm Wednesday, and the panel of judges (me) will announce first, second and third places on Thursday.
Today’s photo comes from over the seas; a place the locals call “France”. In the photo, “French” President Nicolas Sarkozy is giving a movie star named Clint Eastwood (from some country called “the USA”) a medal for making movies or something. Clint Eastwood says that “France” is his second home, even though he doesn’t speak “French”, and Nicolas Sarkozy says that movies bring the two countries together even though they don’t really like each other.
Have at it!
#1 by Phil on 16 November 2009 - 7:59 am
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Of course you realise I’m not Jerry Lewis
#2 by stace on 16 November 2009 - 10:45 am
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Nice pumps, Sarky!
#3 by reb on 16 November 2009 - 10:45 am
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You can let go of my arm now Mister President. That’s your prostate exam all done for another year.
#4 by Rod on 16 November 2009 - 11:39 am
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Get off my foot!
#5 by Molesworth on 16 November 2009 - 1:57 pm
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“France signs agreement to test nuclear weapons on the most barren surface on Earth – Clint Eastwood’s forehead.”
#6 by Ant Rogenous on 16 November 2009 - 4:20 pm
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SUCKHOSEY: An ’ard man is good to find, no?
EASTWOOD: French toast please.
#7 by phyllis.stein on 16 November 2009 - 6:43 pm
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Sentez-vous le punk chanceux ?
ainsi vous faire?
#8 by Toaf on 16 November 2009 - 9:53 pm
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“Seen together for the first time since Berlin, 1989…”
#9 by Lance on 16 November 2009 - 10:31 pm
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“You gotta ask yourself one question – do you enjoy me feeling your butt? Well… do ya… Nic?” (I would say Sarkozy’s expression blends a feeling of both pain and pleasure)
#10 by Mr Pastry on 16 November 2009 - 11:41 pm
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“Mon Dieu, I always thought your name was CUNT not CLINT”
#11 by Mr Pastry on 16 November 2009 - 11:47 pm
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Clint – “Stallone why ya speaking funny”
#12 by Mr Pastry on 17 November 2009 - 2:26 pm
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The world’s oldest conjoined twins finally agree to surgical seperation.
#13 by Mr Pastry on 17 November 2009 - 2:58 pm
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Sarkozy (referring to collar)” You look like somebody owns you now”
#14 by David Irving (no relation) on 17 November 2009 - 6:03 pm
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I think I just wet myself with excitement.
#15 by Clubwah on 17 November 2009 - 8:53 pm
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Go ahead, make my souffle!
#16 by David Bonnici on 17 November 2009 - 9:12 pm
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Clint Eastwood is shocked to discover that his orangutan co-star from Every Which Way But Loose is actually a surrender monkey.
#17 by Mr Pastry on 17 November 2009 - 10:11 pm
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@ David Bonnici – brilliant
#18 by Idlaviv on 18 November 2009 - 8:49 am
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Celebrating the announcement of ‘Firefox 2′ in which Clint’s character Maj. Mitchell Gant steals the Moruroa atoll.
#19 by Paul on 18 November 2009 - 7:02 pm
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Eastwood: “I used to be with it, then they changed what it was. Now what I’m with, isn’t it and what’s it seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to yoooouuu.”
Sarkosy: “Nurse!”
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