Comments on: Teen killed in car crash. No one gives a fuck.

By: Scott Bridges

Scott Bridges — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:31:29 +0000

John Ray is of no consequence. Let’s ignore him.

By: stace

stace — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 08:32:49 +0000

The funniest thing I’ve read since John Ray’s Christmas letter 2008.

Who he?

By: John Surname

John Surname — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:06:46 +0000

The funniest thing I’ve read since John Ray’s Christmas letter 2008.

By: Ross Sharp

Ross Sharp — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 06:21:48 +0000

When I was born, my mother turned to my father and said, “Jeez, this baby’s a bit of a bloody worry. Maybe we should’ve adopted.”

By: Stretch

Stretch — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 06:05:21 +0000

Jeez, Ross, this “article” is a bit of a bloody worry..

By: Ross Sharp

Ross Sharp — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 05:41:46 +0000

That’s gold, Mr. Pastry.

By: Mr Pastry

Mr Pastry — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 05:37:54 +0000

The school will save a fortune not having to fly in useless grief counsellors and their stupid 5 stages of grief.
1 – Denial – “it’s too good to be true”
2 – Anger – “it was my car”
3 – Bargaining – “I’ll go round his house and take his computer”
4 – Depression – “i’d just had the car serviced and new tyres”
5 – Acceptance – “never mind I’ve got fully comp insurance”

By: IN TONGUES, BRIEFLY « SMELLY TONGUES

IN TONGUES, BRIEFLY « SMELLY TONGUES — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 02:23:28 +0000

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By: reb

reb — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:25:51 +0000

Excellent reporting. Commendable standards. News Limited could learn a thing or two from this type of cutting edge journalism. Although I do have a suggestion for the next report:

“The Teenage Obesity Epidemic. Why are there so many Fat Cunts?”

By: Don

Don — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:08:52 +0000

That’s more like it! Looking forward to the next Special Report.