Comments on: What will happen today?

By: reb

reb — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:52:55 +0000

I blame energy saving light bulbs, and evil church-going old aged pensionshers with their mean-spirited pursed lips spewing vile invective.

But I think Stace might also be onto something with the windows…

By: Scott Bridges

Scott Bridges — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:43:46 +0000

You’re all fools. Everything can be blamed on the Internet.

By: stace

stace — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:42:24 +0000

My new trendoid mock cheeseburger organza shift is getting a bit spungent in this unseasonably hot weather. I blame Ross.

By: Ross Sharp

Ross Sharp — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:13:16 +0000

Gay Muslim cyclists who smuggle HIV positive terrorist dogs in from Africa on boats which are trained to fly black helicopters and spike our lattes with the Ebola virus while we’re distracted reading lefty newspapers.

As for windows, why are they made from glass? Don’t people know pedophiles can look through glass? Windows should be made from concrete. To keep our children safe.

By: stace

stace — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:03:45 +0000

I blame cyclists, people who take their dogs to cafes, and the abject failure of governments to regulate window safety.

By: Mr Pastry

Mr Pastry — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 05:51:48 +0000

I blame the numbering system that gave us a 2 and a 5 which is Arabic, this reinforces Ross Sharp’s recent expose on a one-world socialist government of gay muslims with it’s Headquarters in Wembley UK.

By: Ross Sharp

Ross Sharp — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 03:27:52 +0000

I blame Obama. I find it curious that interest rates went up on his first year anniversary as President/President elect – it’s a sure sign of a one-world socialist government of gay muslims in the making and Rudd is just a pawn in the conspiracy.

By: reb

reb — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 03:20:09 +0000

I blame Joe Hockey. He’s been talking about interest rates going up for what seems like an eternity now.

And he’s FAT.

And ugly.

By: Molesworth

Molesworth — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 02:12:20 +0000

I blame Rudd.

By: Mr Pastry

Mr Pastry — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 02:04:35 +0000

That cheeseburger wrapper summer dress will have to be bit shorter than anticipated.