Comments on: This biscuit will gas your baby

By: Mr Pastry

Mr Pastry — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 10:57:44 +0000

@DAvid Bonnici – You think scotch fingers are bad – I had some chocolate fingers and couldn’t pick my nose for a week.

By: Andy B

Andy B — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:45:35 +0000

I bought two packets of these racist biscuits tonight at Coles. Putting them on eBay.

By: Molesworth

Molesworth — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 03:43:39 +0000

Baguettes are phallic symbols. What do the Australian Family Association have to say about these relics of homosexuality being displayed within the eyesight of children?

By: Idlaviv

Idlaviv — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 03:08:56 +0000

If you buy crumpets you are the AssMan.

By: Bob Dumpling

Bob Dumpling — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 02:53:17 +0000

My local bakery continues to display buns. I don’t know their gender or if they are in fact intersex but surely Kevin Rudd should demand they remain covered.

By: Ross Sharp

Ross Sharp — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 01:40:41 +0000

The word “sandwich” has sexual connotations that could prove upsetting to impressionable young children and sexualise them.

I demand that this item of food be renamed “Bread Fasteners”.

By: Trevor McDonald

Trevor McDonald — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 01:37:38 +0000

The better never ban the Sao. What will all the scouts do?

By: Molesworth

Molesworth — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 01:20:41 +0000

Milk Arrowroot biscuits are obscene and I demand they be withdrawn immeadiately.

By: David Bonnici

David Bonnici — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 01:10:05 +0000

Scotch Finger Biscuits is a slur on the sexual habits and preferences of Scottish people, and Kraft Easy Mac implies that Scottish women are whores.

By: Bob Dumpling

Bob Dumpling — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 23:32:00 +0000

Fruit pillows are heterophobic. I don’t personally have a problem with this, but I think it’s worth acknowledging.