Blow me down but almost on a daily basis I read and see blokes being turned into pansies by bloody wankers. One thing that kickstarted this trend a few years back was the (what the Yanks call) “popping” of the collar of the polo shirt. Wayne likes to call them “erect polo shirt collars” because as he says “bloody blokes pop their polo shirt collars and bloody poofters get erect”.

Then Nivea started taking over the shelving where the Bic razers should be at the local Tuckerbag and now its all over red rover. We just got over the fucken fo Hawk and now we have to put up with this rubbish:

Introducing the ‘Mirdle’.

“When it comes to underwear men are the new women…”

Need I quote on before I fucken spew up creamed corn.  Now, Im a man of action and I’m a man who likes to be a bloke. I have one piece of information for these so called “men” who get around with “Mirdles” on and base makeup and other calven Klein wears – women don’t fancy you.

Women like proper blokes who don’t shave all the time and who look a bit rough around the edges. So if yourve got a bit of a belly from drinking tinnies and eating pies then be proud because it’s better than hiding behind some peice of elastic some “designer” designed because they didn’t have the guts to do a few sit ups in case they would break a fingernail.

What’s next? A “Mildo”?