For those who don’t know me I am (what is known) in some circles as the “Topical Debator of the year”. But rather than look in the mirror and see my own reflection I would like to blow the lid off a story where peoples ideas are confused with missing the real story.

Most people who read Melbourne’s top circulating news and analysis publication what used to be known as the Sun (in the morinings) and the Herald (in the night) the Herald Sun is stoking the story of Melbournes underworld crimes and darkside.  One of the lesser known story’s that has been doing the rounds for sometime is the case over the murder of a vampire/male prostitute called Shane Chartres Abbot or Shane Abbot or Trixie as he was known in Banana Alley where he would turn tricks in some fanstastic looking gowns and wigs and makeup and hang upside down. His skin glimmered in gold speckeled moisturiser like the Vampire from “Twilight”.

Why the coppers really want to bury this one is that the vampire prostitiute was what is known as a “dog” not be confused with a warewolf (but he was first and for most a vampire/prostitute). He was giving the coppers secret information and informing on crims and was also being blackmaled.

Now the coppers want to charge a bloke called Mark Adrian Perry with his murder. Now in my capacity as an advocate (I half been a character witness for my dickhead brother Wayne on many occasions) I would like to take the side of Mark Adrian Perry. Why do youse aske? Well how the fuck do the coppers know the vampire hooker is dead? Was a steak found at the scene? Was his head removed? Was there the smell of garlic and or crosses? Was there a pile of ashes were his body once lay?

Now as you pick your preconcieved thoughts about this story up off the floor, I bet none of you though thought of that. And that’s what the coppers are counting on to because they are as bent as Wayne’s knob.

In Hollywood and on the tv Vampires are the flavour of the month at the moment but is seems that the truth is that under Melbourne and possibly in the vaults of Banana Alley, Vampires are getting blackmaled by the coppers and blokes are being charged with murder who have not done the crime. Youse be the judges?